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Jesus was an Asshole resumes filming

Bill Zebub is wrapping production for JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE.

The coolest of supporters pledged funds for this movie, enabling Bill Zebub to film in his revered northeast. Some scenes occur in Shitland, primarily for the ugliness of the near-desert locations, and Bill Zebub suffered heat exhaustion on one occasion.

Fans at horror conventions across the country have expressed excitement over this upcoming movie.

The movie was written as a comedy, not as a shock gimmick. Actually, it is stupid to make something purely for shock. If you anger a viewer, he might return the movie.

It is a challenge to make someone laugh when the target of humor is a sensitive topic. Bill Zebub believes that an intelligent person does not get offended. Unfortunately, stupid people far outnumber smart people, but the movie has ample warning that certain personalities should not view this material. If they ignore the signs, it means that they WANT to be angered. Even so, the movie really is a comedy, so that frown should turn upside down, just like the cross….

Bill Zebub September 2024 News

The crowdfunder for JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE raised enough money to finish the movie before December (as well as to re-shoot some scenes).

The digital version of the movie should be available on Bill Zebub’s vimeo account https://vimeo.com/billzebubproductions/vod_pages by the end of November.

There are several new movies and re-edits of beloved older titles that will be worked on, and each will have a kickstarter campaign. Kickstarter is an excellent way to determine if a movie idea will succeed in the out world. After all, if fans don’t particpate, then total strangers probably won’t like the movie either, or as much as the other titles.

Bill Zebub is also working on a tragi-fantasy novel, tentatively titled “A Wail of Pity.” It might be released under two names. The name “Bill Zebub” might not be attractive to a reader of dark fantasy. Bill Zebub’s pen name is L. Sarkozy.

Jesus was an Asshole has a short funding page

Bill Zebub’s much-anticipated movie “Jesus was an Asshole” will resume filming after a brief Kickstarter campaign, which is here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/jesus-was-an-sshole

Please share the hell out of that.

For a limited time, you can get the BD-R of behind-the-scenes footage in addition to an uncensored movie cover, or you can opt for the Bluray that will be autographed (for the same price as it will be in retail shops without an autograph). Other goodies await, like the popular Dickshark shirt that is sure to get you into lots of conversations with strangers.

Remember if you ignore your director, he will disappear.

Preparing for “Jesus was an Asshole”

Bill Zebub is preparing to film “Jesus was an Asshole” which is a blasphemous comedy.

A kickstarter will be announced soon. If you want to be notified about this, email bill@billbillzebub-com

The filming style is similar to “Jesus, the Total Douchebag” which means that the focus is on the humor, not in the set design, although the image quality is considerably better than the aforementioned movie.

The original script, which will be signed by most of the cast, shall be one of the perks in the crowdfunder, but you might be able to buy it prior to the launch. Only one exists. It also contains various notes from the director, and it comes in a binder. Email bill@billzebub.com if you want to nab this before it becomes available to the public (and only ONE exists).

A rehearsal shot

Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist is available for streaming

Trailer for Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist

A re-edit of Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist can be streamed here https://vimeo.com/ondemand/nightmareoftheschizo

You can also get a BD-R with limited art that is 8 minutes longer plus a bonus chapter of behind-the-scenes. This was made available during a Kickstarter campaign for a lower price, but it is now at a collectible value of $40. Email bill@billzebub.com if you are interested.

Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist

Bill Zebub’s first surreal/atmospheric movie gets a re-edit. Go here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/nightmare-of-the-schizophrenic to nab one.

When you enter that Kickstarter page, you will see all the reasons for a new version, and if you have never heard of this movie before, you can find out more about it.

After this campaign will end, Bill Zebub will start “Jesus was an Asshole” which was partially shot but had to pause for a bit. If you want to be on the list to get notified about that one, email bill@admin

SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST will end after existing units sell out, but there will be a Bluray version soon, under a different title. The current title makes some people think that it is a christmas spoof, which it is not. Also, Bill Zebub unearthed the MELPOMENE costume, so that will be one of the props up for grabs in the campaign.

Bill Zebub news May 2024

Bill Zebub is considering the idea of making a documentary about his magazine “The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds.” You can purchase the “Best of” by clicking https://www.amazon.com/Grimoire-Exalted-Deeds-best-worst/dp/B09HFT9HKK

There are four other documentaries also being considered, two per Bluray. One such Bluray shall contain “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which is a hilarious testimony on how stupid and lazy the people of the south are and how much they tormented the director. The same disc shall also contain “The Worse Director in History” in which Bill Zebub is ridiculed, with plenty of video evidence of his stupidity. This should balance things, but whatever side you are on, you will laugh.

Fanzine Editor is a movie that was shot right before covid hit, and it might be finished in a version that is different from the script When it was shot, Bill Zebub was awarded many privileges, like filming in music venues, but these closed and then were sold to new owners who don’t feel the same way toward the legend. The movie will probably be re-titled to “Metal is not a Bad Word” and will shift focus away from publishing and instead tell the story of a has-been in his final days. You can read the memoir of the fanzine days by clicking https://www.amazon.com/Fanzine-Editor-Radio-Movie-Maker/dp/B0874LYKPB

You can also purchase back issues of the Grimoire of Exalted Deeds as well as other rarities on Bill Zebub’s ebay page – https://www.ebay.com/usr/bill_zebub_666

Bill Zebub will possibly re-edit JESUS, THE DAUGHER OF GOD for a special edition Bluray. There will be a kickstarter for it, so if you want to be notified, email bill@billzebub.com

The next NEW movie on the slate is JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE, which should have a Kickstarter for it as well.