This is an unusual film structure, somewhat resembling found footage movies.
The uncensored version will be available as a BD-R in a month or two, after fans who participated in the Kickstarter receive their copies. Email bill@billzebubproductions.com if you want to be alerted to the availability.
In other news:
February: There will be a Kickstarter for the re-edit of THE CRUCIFIER
MARCH: There will be a Kickstarter for a re-edit of what was originally called “Disgruntled Employee“
APRIL: There will be a Kickstarter for FANZINE EDITOR, the movie.
MAY: There will be a Kickstarter for the re-edit of METAL RADIO KCUF
Other movies being filmed and which will have Kickstarters for finishing the major scenes are, in no particular order:
Filming has wrapped for THE TAMING OF ANDREA, starring Andrea Hall and Tony Girard.
This is one of the movies that will only be available via BR-R (a burned Blu*e)ray). The disc will also contain the discontinued movie TRUST YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY, first time in HD. You can email bill@billzebub.com for more information.
QUANTUM LEAP OF FAITH which is also known as JESUS, THE DAUGHTER OF GOD, will get a re-edit, and a couple of scenes will be re-filmed.
GRAMMAR NAZI might be the first movie to be released, but it is too early to determine the schedule.
There is also NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS, which is a sort of documentary of Bill Zebub’s hellish experiences, which will be funny for you to see. People in the south might be angered by Bill Zebub’s observations, but pretty much all his movies have social critique, so the backlash will be nothing new. The intention, however, is to entertain, and also to show you what kind of culture shock you might experience.
There was to be a bonus documentary on the disc, THE WORST DIRECTOR IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA, which shows the embarrassing side of Bill Zebub, to make southerners feel that Bill Zebub can take a joke, so they shouldn’t feel singled out in the other documentary, but southerners are too stupid to make that connection.
When Bill Zebub targets a type of person for humor, he also includes jokes about himself in the same movie, usually BRUTALLY insulting, but when a viewer becomes enraged, he doesn’t pay attention to that. He doesn’t care that Bill Zebub is ridiculed.
Therefore, THE WORST DIRECTOR IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA will be a separate title.
STABBED IN THE ASS will be filmed during all of these projects, using the overflow funds from Kickstarter campaigns for other projects. This way, much of the lesser scenes will already be shot when a Kickstarter for this movie finally launches.
There are many more scripts in the works., but the aforementioned movies are the priorities at this time. Things might change, so visit from time to time.
The story is about Andrea, who is fooled into going on a boat. This begins her training to be a slave.
The reason this is experimental is because it is entirely silent. It’s also shorter than a typical feature.
The movie was shot this way because Bill Zebub purchased a three-pack of movies about captive women. Absolutely nothing graphic or disturbing happened, unless you’re a church lady who can’t even handle a cartoon. Nudity was obscured by objects in the scene.
This made Bill Zebub wonder why such subjects were even chosen. It’s like a movie about chess, but no chess piece is ever visible and no chess game is ever played. Instead, there’s just soap-opera dialogue.
This does not mean that Bill Zebub went the other extreme. He has already pushed those barriers in previous movies. Instead, he wrote a basic tale and shot it, bearing in mind that there would be no conversation, and the viewer will have to figure out what’s going on.
The unusual presentation is why this will only be available on a BD-R. There won’t be a commercial release because this will probably fail commercially. However, if you want to own such a movie, you are invited to check it out.
Bill Zebub will offer a limited amount of movie packs for BLACK FRIDAY. You can actually get them before that day. Email bill@billzebub.com and you can begin life anew.
The 30-packs will go for $260 and the 10-packs will go for $100. Each is a random mixture of Blurays and DVDs.
Get it for yourself, or get it with the intention of giving the coolest gifts possible to a shitload of people. Each movie will be autographed.
The coolest of supporters pledged funds for this movie, enabling Bill Zebub to film in his revered northeast. Some scenes occur in Shitland, primarily for the ugliness of the near-desert locations, and Bill Zebub suffered heat exhaustion on one occasion.
Fans at horror conventions across the country have expressed excitement over this upcoming movie.
The movie was written as a comedy, not as a shock gimmick. Actually, it is stupid to make something purely for shock. If you anger a viewer, he might return the movie.
It is a challenge to make someone laugh when the target of humor is a sensitive topic. Bill Zebub believes that an intelligent person does not get offended. Unfortunately, stupid people far outnumber smart people, but the movie has ample warning that certain personalities should not view this material. If they ignore the signs, it means that they WANT to be angered. Even so, the movie really is a comedy, so that frown should turn upside down, just like the cross….
There are several new movies and re-edits of beloved older titles that will be worked on, and each will have a kickstarter campaign. Kickstarter is an excellent way to determine if a movie idea will succeed in the out world. After all, if fans don’t particpate, then total strangers probably won’t like the movie either, or as much as the other titles.
Bill Zebub is also working on a tragi-fantasy novel, tentatively titled “A Wail of Pity.” It might be released under two names. The name “Bill Zebub” might not be attractive to a reader of dark fantasy. Bill Zebub’s pen name is L. Sarkozy.
For a limited time, you can get the BD-R of behind-the-scenes footage in addition to an uncensored movie cover, or you can opt for the Bluray that will be autographed (for the same price as it will be in retail shops without an autograph). Other goodies await, like the popular Dickshark shirt that is sure to get you into lots of conversations with strangers.
Remember if you ignore your director, he will disappear.
Bill Zebub is preparing to film “Jesus was an Asshole” which is a blasphemous comedy.
A kickstarter will be announced soon. If you want to be notified about this, email bill@billbillzebub-com
The filming style is similar to “Jesus, the Total Douchebag” which means that the focus is on the humor, not in the set design, although the image quality is considerably better than the aforementioned movie.
The original script, which will be signed by most of the cast, shall be one of the perks in the crowdfunder, but you might be able to buy it prior to the launch. Only one exists. It also contains various notes from the director, and it comes in a binder. Email bill@billzebub.com if you want to nab this before it becomes available to the public (and only ONE exists).
