Synopsis of JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE
Joseph is impotent. Mary has an affair and becomes pregnant. If she confesses, then she will be stoned. She tries to hide her condition, blaming her weight-gain on lack of self-control, which is true in a certain sense, but when the baby is born, she has to explain what happened.
As ludicrous as it sounds, she says that she was impregnated by a god. It sounds silly, but there are actually brainwashed people who believe that in the current age.
The son is told of his fictional lineage. Imagine of you told a child that his father is a deity and that soon he shall inherit supernatural powers. The child would be an asshole, right? And so begins the tale of Jesus the Asshole.
Where to stream
You can stream the movie here https://vimeo.com/ondemand/jesuswasansshole
The Bluray will be out in early 2025
You can also enjoy the interview below for free.
You can enjoy some cast members chat here
Cast
SARAH STARK – Lydia
MARIE WETHERELL – Scholar
CRYSTAL ALLEN – Mary
MIKE WILSHIN – Joseph
BILL ZEBUB – Jesus
ALINA PRAZSKA – Elizabeth
JIMMY CAGE – Roman Soldier #1
STEVE NEBESNI – Mark
FREDDY DINGO BARNES – Simon
ANDREA HALL – Mary Magdeline
JAYSON CHAMPION – Joshua
JORJE DELAROSA – Athlete
RUSS TURLEY – Pontius Pilate
KEITH MADBOWELS -Roman Soldier #2
DAVID THURMAN – Sanhedrin Priest
DYLAN CROUCH – Roman Soldier #3
MOLLIE KLEIN – Crucifixion Victim
MICHAEL MARTIN – Passerbyer