Jesus was an Asshole

Joseph is impotent. Mary has an affair and becomes pregnant. If she confesses, then she will be stoned. She tries to hide her condition, blaming her weight-gain on lack of self-control, which is true in a certain sense, but when the baby is born, she has to explain what happened.

As ludicrous as it sounds, she says that she was impregnated by a god. It sounds silly, but there are actually brainwashed people who believe that in the current age.

The son is told of his fictional lineage. Imagine of you told a child that his father is a deity and that soon he shall inherit supernatural powers. The child would be an asshole, right? And so begins the tale of Jesus the Asshole.

This movie is currently in production. Preliminary footage is being filmed, and after a kickstarter campaign, the difficult shots will be funded and filmed. If you want to be participate, email bill@billzebub.com to be notified.

Cast

CRYSTAL ALLEN – Mary

MIKE WILSHIN – Joseph

BILL ZEBUB – Jesus

ALINA PRAZSKA – Elizabeth

JIMMY CAGE – Roman Soldier #1

STEVE NEBESNI – Mark

FREDDY DINGO BARNES – Simon

ANDREA HALL – Mary Magdeline

JAYSON CHAMPION – Joshua

JORJE DELAROSA – Athlete

RUSS TUFEX – Pontius Pilate

KEITH MADBOWELS -Roman Soldier #2

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