Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind.
Zombiechrist (the Re-Edit)
When Zombiechrist was first released, many merchants were afraid of carrying it. They didn’t want to offend their christian customers, no matter what the story was about.
This is part of the problem of the christian bullies. They do not consider the tastes of others to be valid, or allowed. If movies, music, or other art offends them, they cannot conceive of any person enjoying such things.
The movie was released before JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG, which is still selling, and as such, did not have many allies in retail, so after 2,000 were sold in five years, which is a bad sales record for a movie, Zombiechrist was taken out of circulation.
In recent years, fans begged for a re-release. The best way to test if people truly want a movie is to run a Kickstarter campaign. The crowdfunder was a success, and two new forms are available. One is a more sensible edit for digital sales, and the more gratuitous version is only for Blu(e)ray. The Blu(e(ray also contains a treasure trove of bonus material. Physical media may be dying because of mainstream people, but it is the only format for the uncensored versions of Bill Zebub’s movies.
You can watch a censored version on Bill Zebub’s Vimeo channel. Click https://vimeo.com/ondemand/zombiechrist and enjoy.
Please be aware that only a small percentage of Bill Zebub’s movies are available for streaming because digital merchants are terrified; there is just no way to censor most of his movies enough to calm the imbecilic trepidation.
The movies that ARE streaming have to be censored, either because repressed adults can’t handle nudity, or because the humor or the dialogue is offensive to imbeciles.
A Bluray player can be purchased for $30 these days. Physical media is the only way to watch the movies that digital merchants are afraid to carry. Eventually, this will happen to other movies you love. If you stream, you will only be able to see censored versions, or maybe you will not be able to see them at all.
CAITLIN BURDI -Mary Magdeline
JORDANA LEIGH – Nun
TAYLOR TRASH – Victim
KATHY RICE– Fisted victim
JULIE ANN HAMOLKE – Detective
STEVE NEBESNI – Priest
ROB HAUSCHILD – Squeamish Boyfriend
GRACE AGUILAR – Assassin
PARKER WELLER – Protector
BUZZ HEAVY/TOM CARTIER – Protector
J.B. BALLARD – Assassin
CHRIS HAWKINS – Assassin
JESSICA ALEXANDRA GREEN – Mary
RUBY LARROCA – Swimmer
BILL ZEBUB – The most handsome man on earth.