Hey! You have until the end of February to propose marriage to Bill Zebub. It’s Leap Year.
Also, you have until the end of February to participate in the Kickstarter for the Bluray of the Director’s Cut. Go here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/nightmare-on-elmos-street and smell my rear. Also, share the fuck out of this. Mention it constantly. Become as irritating as possible, except the balm that will sooth the aggravation is merely a glance at all the goodies in the campaign.
There is a special BD-R option as an additional purchase that has even more behind the scenes, as well as the very first version of the movie.
Also take a look at the shirts and the books that are available.
If you are the kind of person who urinates when you’re excited, be sure to wear a diaper before viewing the campaign.
Despite the seemingly vulgar name being “Jesus was an Asshole.” the movie will be widely distributed in 2024.
Some christians are unable to imagine that other people might have tastes in entertainment that differ from their own, and rather than live and let live, they try to impose their superstitious and ant-intellectual standards on others. Indeed, they gathered together and intimidated merchants into removing some of Bill Zebub’s movies in the past, but after Oderus Urungus participated in JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG, no further efforts by zealots worked.
Religious bullies still cause torment, especially to creative people. This is what inspired the script for JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE.
Let it be clear that this movie is not meant to snap religious idiots out of their silly beliefs and superstitions. No. That’s like making a movie about the fictional character “Jesus” that is meant for you to abandon critical reasoning and simply accept a ridiculous story as true. No. Let the fools be foolish. You would not want them to change sides.
Rather; the movie is meant to entertain the fuck out of people who are receptive to this kind of humor.
Bill Zebub Productions is devoted to creating art that bigger studios never will.
There will be a Kickstarter for this movie in the coming months. If you would like to be notified of the launch, Email email@example.com
A Kickstarter campaign was launched to test whether a re-edit of ZOMBIECHRIST (click) was truly desired by fans.
Two versions are currently being assmebled, one for Blu(e)ray and one for streaming. As you may know, digital merchants impose censorship, so the only way to see the uncut version of any Bill Zebub movie is to obtain the one on physical media, or your mother.
Some of the cast members have died, and one is still recovering from a suicide attempt, so Bill Zebub was especially thankful to the fans who participated in the Kickstarter. It was nice to revisit the old footage and to see those people as they once were.
NIGHTMARE ON ELMO’s STREET(click)was released as a DVD. Fans asked for an HD version. Eventually, Bill Zebub launched a crowdfunder for a double feature which contained Nightmare on Elmo’s Street and HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL(click). This double feature Blu(e)ray was titled ABSURD HORROR. That is now out of print.
Many fans have requested that each movie be released as its own title. At first, Bill Zebub was shocked that people would pay for two movies rather than to have two for the price of one, but Bill Zebub saw firsthand that fans wanted DICKSHARK (click) to be its own item so that the movie can be proudly dispkayed in the home. (These fans did not want to get it as an anthology with other movies on the same disc).
As Bill Zebub pondered launching a Kickstarter for a Bluray of Nightmare on Elmo’s Street, he welcomed the idea of re-editing the movie a third time, but he also realized that some scenes can be re-filmed completely. This would be an extra treat for the type of viewer who relishes different versions. Bill Zebub is this way with music. He has up to four different versions of certain studio-recorded songs by Mercyful Fate, including demos, and he has up to a dozen live versions of each song.
Of course, there are some fans who stick to one cut only, but they are a minority in the fan base. If they are happy with just one version, they are still important people because they supported the movie when it first came out, and in some cases, their first-edition movie is worth hundreds of dollars now.
Every time that a movie is re-introduced after being out of print, Bill Zebub’s rule is that it must be re-edited. And these days, the digital/streaming version always MUST be censored. For this reason, the only way to get the full cut is to obtain it on physical media.
If you would like to be on the list of people to be notified about the crowdfunder for this project, email firstname.lastname@example.org
BREAKING HER WILL has been out of circulation for a while. Die-hard fans have begged for a re-release. It’s a cautionary tale. Do not lend your Bill Zebub movie. You might not get it back. Auction sites have sold this movie for over $200.
Bill Zebub wants to re-film this movie, which is one of the reasons why he never allowed the original version to be re-released.
The new Kickstarter campaign is a test. So far, fans have funded the DVD. The next goal is to make this a Blu(e)ray release. The ultimate goal is to fund a completely new movie. Fans get to decide the fate.
The DVD (or Blu(e)ray) will contain a re-edit. During this campaign, there is the option of obtaining a BD-R of the original cut. When Bill Zebub re-releases a movie, he re-edits it for two reasons. One, is that he wants fans who invested in the original movie to sell their units at collector prices (and people who purchased the movies from auction sites at large prices won’t have their investments deflated). The other reason is that most movies in the past had to meet strict deadlines. Editing had to take place within a short period. Some rash decisions had to be made. Also, Bill Zebub has more skills now, and he has different ideas.
There are plenty of other goodies in this Kickstarter, so make some coffee, tea, or urine, and have a thoughtful look. Carefully select the treats that will satisfy you the most. Also please spread the word about this. You might underestimate the effect that you have on other people.