DIckshark Swims Again

You might be excited about the 400_ page picture book, which will be 8.5 x 11 with each page bearing one huge fullcolor photo. Every household needs one of these.

DICKSHARK, THE ULTIMATE EDITION will contian at least 2 hours of behind-the-scenes footage, plus the longest possible cut, which might be 7 hours log (but at least 5)

Click here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/dickshark-the-long-and-short-re-edits to nab your limited edition. If you are feeling extra cool, then copy and paste that on your various social media thingies. Be a hero or heroine.

Dickshark re-edits coming

Dickshark might be presented in two new cuts; one being at least 5 hours long (maybe even 7) and the other being the most streamlined version between 70-80 minutes, with a huge amount of behind the scenes footage. You can visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/dickshark-the-long-and-short-re-edits and click FOLLOW to be notified as soon as the Kickstarter launches.

Some Bill Zebub News

Bill Zebub was at a horror convention in Kentucky. He met a lot of people who had never heard of him but who were eager to take a chance on his movies. He also met long-time fans who had never seen him in person. DICKSHARK was the best-seller of the weekend, although the person who ran the convention asked that the shirt NOT be sold. Despite telling her that the movie is sold at walmart.com, the organizer still made the stupid decision to remove the shirt. This is what happens when people act on “tribal knowledge” rather than reality. Parents did not freak out when their kids approached the table. Most of them said things like, “You will love this when you are ten years older” and similar things, which showed that horror fans make great parents. The other unpleasant factor was that the night life was in a venue that was open to the public. This always ruins the community feeling. It has never worked at any convention that comingles normies with indie movie fans. Despite those two negative things, the horror fans made the trip more than worth it.

Anasthasia

Bill Zebub is hard at work developing several scripts. He is also going to laiunch a Kickstarter for the ultimate DICKSHARK Bluray in a week or two.

There were several anthologies planned, but fans have requested that certain movies be presented in their own Bluray. RAPE IS A CIRCLE and BREAKING HER WILL were going to be re-edited for a two-pack, but they will be separate titles, each with their own generous portion of behind-the-scenes. The METAL COMEDIES will be presented as one big anthology, with maybe five movies on one Bluray. Rather than cite all possible re-edits (for Bluray), suffice it to say that many are being considered. Kickstarter campaigns will decide what lives and what dies.

You can Email bill@billzebub.com with your opinions. Do not be afraid to be honest.

As a last bit of news, Bill Zebub is angry about the level of religious oppression, specifically in Shitland (his word for Texas). This is why he is developing a script tentatively titled “Jesus was an Asshole.” The tagline might be “Just kidding. Jesus never existed.”

Bill Zebub Movie Sale

30 Bill Zebub Movies

There will not be a Black Friday sale this year, but there IS a sale that expires on 10/18.

You can get 30 Bill Zebub movies, all autographed or sealed in mint condition, for $200. That is $6.66 a movie! If you are in America, shipping is free.

You can opt for the smaller box, 10 movies for $80.

If there will be a Kickstarter for the re-edit of DICKSHARK, the same boxed sets will be available, but for a higher price.

THE PICTURE IS JUST A SAMPLE. It’s not what you will get. You will get Blurays as well, most of which retail for $20.

How do you get this? If you have Paypal, then FIRST Email bill@billzebub.com to see if there are any sets left – he will then give you a different Email address for the purchase.

Dickshark possibly gets a new cut

Misty Mundae in DICKSHARK

Dickshark might get an Ultimate Edition Bluray.

The disc will feature the LONGEST cut, which might exceed 6 hours, and it will also contain the most streamlined cut, which might be only 80 minutes.

A huge amount of behind-the-scenes will also be available for the first time.

There will be a Kickstarter for it, which will have an opportunity to have a bonus assortment of behind-the-scenes on 1-3 BD-Rs, with 2-12 hours of content never to be available again. There will also be hoodies, shirts, mugs, but most importantly, a picture book of the same superb quality as MOVIE MAKER AND MADMAN, with each picture being a full page (between 200-400 pages).

Fans of Misty Mundae, Lydia Lael (Lydia Vengeance), Scarlett Storm, Chrissy Lynn, and myriad other starlets will be extremely happy with all of the extras.

If you want to be notified of the crowdfunded, Email bill@billzebub.com

“Movie Maker and Madman” is now available

Bill Zebub’s MASSIVE book about his film-making ordeals is now available for purchase.

Go here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2J26KGZ to investigate. Do not fear the price. It is a HUGE book with almost every page containing full color pictures.

If you are hurting financially, there is a gray version of this immense tome that is also available for a smaller price.

Rachel Crow

Bill Zebub Starts a New Radio Show

Bill Zebub has a new radio show which airs on Sunday nights from Midngiht- 4am. Technically these are Monday nights, but who really perceives time that way?

You can stream live at KNON.org or you can tune in to 89.3 FM if you are in the Dallas area. If you have some weak excuse for not tuning in live, you have up to two weeks to hear the archived show, unless you come up with a weak excuse for not even doing that.

The debut show can be streamed here https://spinitron.com/KNON/pl/16076609/The-Vortex-of-Chaos?sp=325895410 for one more week. Try not to select a page from the excuse book.

Satan's Last Supper
Satan’s Last Supper

Texas Chainsaw Mascara Launches

The kickstarter for TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA has just launched! Have a look at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/texas-chainsaw-mascara and share the hell out of it all over the place ten billion times!

You can get the normal (autographed) Blu(e)ray or the limited-edition cover, as well as two zillion other add-ons.

Help the movie while also helping yourself to lots of goodies.

The King of the B Movies

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