DON’T GET IN THAT CAR is the latest serial rapist story. The experimental style is focused on the demented behavior. Mainstream movies take a soap-opera approach to such topics, often sanitizing the movie, so the rebellion to this is to show what others fear to depict.

STABBED IN THE ASS is a parody of slasher films, taking place over a weekend at a horror convention.

I SQUIRT ON YOUR GRAVE is a parody of rape-revenge movies like “I Spit on your Grave.” As with all absurdist-approach movies by Bill Zebub, there are deeper levels beyond the ludicrous situations.

The photo above is not from that movie, It is from the upcoming movie tentatively titled “THE GODS ARE RAPISTS” which is a re-edit of SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST (and SANTA CLAUS: A HORROR MOVIE),

There was a Kickstarter for this, under the name “THE AGE OF LEAD” (the name is still under consideration). The new cut will have a different vision, and there will be abundant behind-the-scenes. Fans who funded opted for a second disc of footage which might be available later this year for a higher cost than what was available during the Kickstarter. (During Kickstarter campaigns, which last about 30 days, the prices are low. After the campaign expires, there are sometimes left-over discs, but they must be at double the price. This rewards the true fans who immediately participated. It also must be higher because the value of these rate discs increases, often quadrupling.)

FANZINE EDITOR was paused for a while. It may become a very long movie, which some viewers do not like. There is no grandiose story, and it feels like a slice-of-life movie rather than a commercial narrative, which is another reason to pause the projects. (Other movies must take priority). The title might change to “THE KING OF METAL HAS DIED” but Bill Zebub must hear from more fans.

As for earlier movies that are slated for re-edits, there will be a special release of DIRTBAGS which will have two long interviews with Peter Steele from Type O Negative.

There will not be a Kickstarter for DIRTBAGS. It will be released in October. There should be an official release of the Peter Steele interviews, uncut, for fans of both to enjoy after Bill Zebub dies.

You can contact Bill Zebub about any out-of-circulation movie you would like to see in a special treatment. Fans have already clamored for JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG which stars Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) from GWAR. Such a new depiction will have a ton of footage of Dave behind-the-scenes. He died 30 days after filming with Bill Zebub.

METALHEADS might get a special release. As with the Brockie movie, Kickstarter will test whether or not fans really want to see the movies.

STEREOTYPES DON’T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR should be released at the end of the year, as a double feature with VIXEN OF VIRTUE.

You have a limited me to obtain the limited edition, hand-numbered, and autographed BD-R of THE AGE OF LEAD.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/the-age-of-lead

There is also a bonus disc of behind-the-scenes available. Get it for $20 now, or $40 in the future.

You may also like to stream or download NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS here https://vimeo.com/ondemand/nevermakeamovieintexas

Enjoy.

Bill Zebub’s upcoming documentary “NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS (OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE SOUTH)” is almost finished. One version will be on his vimeo channel within a week of this announcement. The Bl(e)ray will contain a ton of additional footage.

The next Kickstarter campaign will be for a re-edit of SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST that is set for May.

The movie will be re-titled because the original title didn’t reflect the nature of the story. It’s not a seasonal parody, nor is it vulgar.

As with all re-edits, it’s not to double-dip you. You can keep what you already own and be happy for the rest of your life. The re-edit will be an alternate cut with different image quality, and it will contain never before seen content. The Kickstarter version will also offer an additional disc of behind-the-scenes footage (2-4 hours).

The Kickstarter discs will be modestly priced, but after the project is over, those discs will be double or triple the cost because they will increase in value enormously. (In the early days, Bill Zebub never did this, but there are people in the world who are scalpers; they obtain the discs only to re-sell them at high cost.).

Again, you can pay the modest price if you pay attention to the start and end dates of the campaign. After all, the Kickstarters are tests, to see if fans really want the items.

VIXEN OF VIRTUE will be released this year. The bonus movie will be a full cut of STEREOTYPES DON’T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR.

FANZINE EDITOR is probably going to be renamed to something like “THE KING OF METAL HAS DIED” or something less dramatic. Bill Zebub plays a character who is at the end of his prime. The movie can’t be called “Fanzine Editor” because that was the start of his glory. His ‘zine developed into the number one death metal magazine in the world, translated in five countries. The movie is really meant for fans only, but newcomers might be entertained. It will probably be the longest movie in Bill Zebub’s history. Some cast members might need to be re-filmed by other people, and there are characters who still need to be cast. It’s a slice-of-life movie, and in many ways a farewell.

Thanks to you for making it possible for Bill Zebub to do things his own way. He could get bigger budgets, but his scripts would be changed by the investors. You can balk at low budget movies, but they are made for reasons other than attaining wealth.

DICKNADO is available for pre-order at amazon https://www.amazon.com/Dicknado-Bill-Zebub/dp/B0GKQG1CTC

DIRTBAGS might get a Blu(e)ray release this year. The main reason for this is to release a mostly-unedited interview with Peter Steele (maybe two interviews). There is also a chance this might contain a re-edit of the very first version of the movie that was shot on camcorder (but still received distribution). This release is meant to provide fans of Type O Negative with some rare footage of Peter Steele, just in case Bill Zebub dies.

When Bill Zebub made DIRTBAGS, it was because he wanted to give viewers the same enjoyment he felt when he saw “Desperate Living” by John Waters. It was a combination of creativity and humor that weak-minded people detested.

DON’T GET IN THAT CAR! is the opposite style of an American thriller about a serial rapist. American movies seem to have a rule against showing anything such a villain would do. Instead, American movies give you soap-opera dialogue and a parallel detective story, shying away from anything remotely pertaining to the serial rapist’s actions. In DON’T GET IN THAT CAR! Bill Zebub provides the opposite. The only things you see are the crimes. Well, there is a bit of footage to give you some orientation, but the bulk of the movie is focused on the things mainstream movies would never depict.

NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS (OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE SOUTH) is a self-made documentary about Bill Zebub’s torment in the bible belt (there should be a Satanic-Bible Belt, ha ha). There was a Kickstarter for it last month. Funders get their limited-art versions in a month or so. The rest of the world has to wait 4-6 months.

It is a personal story, not an attempt to make you think the same way Bill Zebub does. It is a completely subjective documentary. When Bill Zebub published a magazine, he felt he should never have the last word in his own work, which is why he let bands write rebuttals (totally unedited). As noble as that was, people who felt insulted didn’t care. The same will probably be true with this documentary, but there are some balancing factors like cast members insulting Bill Zebub. Also, he does not make himself look better than others, or cool in any sense. It’s just the stories of his agony. And in case you are wondering, yes, there is nudity. Lots of behind-the-scenes that was never shown before. As with most insults, they say more about the speaker than of the target. This is meant to entertain, not to prejudice.

Bill Zebub might finish a movie tentatively called Fanzine Editor. It is unlike anything he has ever shot before. That doesn’t mean it is good. The movie is purely made for the sake of it, not with any hope of profit. It might even be four hours or longer. There will be a Kickstarter for it at some point, to film whatever is left. This is one of the projects that was paid with overflow funds from other crowdfunding. (Kickstarters are not for profit; they are for making movies, so if there is any extra money, it goes toward making movies. Some indie directors do not believe in that, but BILL ZEBUB PRODUCTIONS LLC is a business, and every penny must be explained).

METALHEADS was Bill Zebub’s very first movie. It was shot on camcorder for practice, but it was picked up for distribution! After a few years, Bill Zebub purchased his first prosumer camera and re-filmed it, starring Emily Thomas as his girlfriend in the story. She was a floutist, having graduated from Juliard, and she toured with Jethro Tull. She was also on a soap opera. Bill Zebub planned to hire her for Dirtbags, but she moved to California. Back then, Bill Zebub did not know about crowdfunding, which would have covered Emily’s travel expenses. Well worth it! Metalheads was taken out of circulation because Bill Zebub ventured into other directions, but it is possible that there will be a re-edit for it. Usually, a re-edit is tested after there is enough begging from fans. Such is the fate of this idea. If enough fans clamor for it, there will be a Kickstarter. There is a chance that both versions of the movie will be re-edited for Blu(e)ray, but only if fans truly want this to happen.

Bill Zebub is making small batches of DICKSHARK candles and DICKSHARK soap. He will also make a line of figurines called “Pocket Monsters” the first of which is the pocket shit-demon. These are meant to partially stick out of your pocket. He also is considering making “Toilet Monsters” which you leave in your own toilet or you play a joke and put one in someone else’s toilet. Ideally, these will be made of silicone, which will make them more expensive. Some such monsters will be a toilet snake, a toilet shit demon, and an aborted fetus.

Share your thoughts with Bill Zebub at bill@billzebub.com

BREAKING HER WILL is now available on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Breaking-Her-Will-Directors-Blu-ray/dp/B0CRWD7P49 or click here

This is the new cut with a huge amount of behind-the-scenes. If you have the original version, don’t worry about your collection becoming devalued; this is a different cut. If anything, you can make even more money after this cut finds new eyes that wish to find even more footage.

When the movie first came out, reviewers praised how demented the male was. They also enjoyed a wide range of emotion that is usually absent from American movies with this subject matter. Those movies depict serial rapists (serial killers) as alpha males ot so-evil-they’re-cool, but this movie isn’t for surface-level viewers.

Of course, you should give the other merchants a try. The announcement about amazon carrying it is for those who prefer that marketplace, and also to declare that the ban has been rescinded. Sometimes big merchants make hasty decisions, like banning this for a year, but the mistake has been corrected and now you may freely purchase this emotional story.

Bill Zebub launched a Kickstarter for “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which you can support here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/never-make-a-movie-in-texas

Share the hell out of it, if you are such a person.

THE CREEPY JANITOR (click that) is now available on Blu(e)ray.

Loyal fans who participated in the Kickstarter for DICKADO are getting their special discs over the next two weeks. The street date for everyone else is in April. If you can’t wait that long, Bill Zebub might sell you one of the remaining inventory (only 100 were made, with uncensored and hand-numbered covers).

The next Kickstarter campaign is for a mockumentary titled “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which is the director’s personal struggle and culture shock when in Texas. It’s a personal story. The viewer is reminded of this during the most brutal criticism of southern stupidity, religious superstition, and Texan laziness.

The director kept at least one camera running during filming, so some of the anecdotes that seem far-fetched become frightening when you see how stupid a human can be.

The movie is not meant to insult southerners. That would be stupid. Many southerners are loyal to Bill Zebub’s creations. No. Rather; Bill Zebub wants to show his personal torment being in a world he cannot belong.

There will be some examples of Bill Zebub being stupid, and a few cast members share some criticism of him.

Again, this is only meant to entertain you. Perhaps a part of you will pity Bill Zebub.

The Kickstarter will be launched by February. You can email bill@billzebub.com if you want to be notified.

FANZINE EDITOR (click) might be re-titled as “Metal has Become Weak” or something like that. It might be the longest movie in the Bill Zebub filmography. The seve-hour version of Dickshark doesn’t count because that was made for the superfans who requested the longest possible cut as a special offering. (The longest retail version of Dickshark was about three and a half hours. The best cut is on the Bluray).

Dumb and Dahmer, Scienceless Fiction, Boogers of the Antichrist, Santa Claus: Serial Rapist, and a few other movies will be taken out of circulation. They will be re-edited and, in some cases, be re-titled. Dumb and Dahmer will not be re-edited per-se, but it will be cut to the length of an hour. The bonus movie on that disc will be Clowna Nostra, which will be the same movie but with a touch of recoloring.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara is going to be discontinued. It will get a touch of recoloring and will appear as a different title, probably only on DVD. the reason for this is because Bill Zebub wished to completely re-film it with a new cast at some point in the future.

You can enjoy DICKNADO here: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/dicknado

The version on physical media is about ten minutes longer and has lots of behind-the-scenes footage.

The next movie will be a mockumentary tentatively titled “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which shows how tormented Bill Zebub was in Shitland (what he calls Texas).

There will be a Kickstarter for it in January or Fenruary. Visit here often, and you can email bill@billzebub.com to be on the invitation list.

Black Friday until Cybersex Monday, 30-packs of Bill Zebub movies for Two Hundred and Fifty. Email bill@billzebub.com (Each box is a random assortment). Limited availability.