DICKNADO is available for pre-order at amazon https://www.amazon.com/Dicknado-Bill-Zebub/dp/B0GKQG1CTC

DIRTBAGS might get a Blu(e)ray release this year. The main reason for this is to release a mostly-unedited interview with Peter Steele (maybe two interviews). There is also a chance this might contain a re-edit of the very first version of the movie that was shot on camcorder (but still received distribution). This release is meant to provide fans of Type O Negative with some rare footage of Peter Steele, just in case Bill Zebub dies.

When Bill Zebub made DIRTBAGS, it was because he wanted to give viewers the same enjoyment he felt when he saw “Desperate Living” by John Waters. It was a combination of creativity and humor that weak-minded people detested.

DON’T GET IN THAT CAR! is the opposite style of an American thriller about a serial rapist. American movies seem to have a rule against showing anything such a villain would do. Instead, American movies give you soap-opera dialogue and a parallel detective story, shying away from anything remotely pertaining to the serial rapist’s actions. In DON’T GET IN THAT CAR! Bill Zebub provides the opposite. The only things you see are the crimes. Well, there is a bit of footage to give you some orientation, but the bulk of the movie is focused on the things mainstream movies would never depict.

NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS (OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE SOUTH) is a self-made documentary about Bill Zebub’s torment in the bible belt (there should be a Satanic-Bible Belt, ha ha). There was a Kickstarter for it last month. Funders get their limited-art versions in a month or so. The rest of the world has to wait 4-6 months.

It is a personal story, not an attempt to make you think the same way Bill Zebub does. It is a completely subjective documentary. When Bill Zebub published a magazine, he felt he should never have the last word in his own work, which is why he let bands write rebuttals (totally unedited). As noble as that was, people who felt insulted didn’t care. The same will probably be true with this documentary, but there are some balancing factors like cast members insulting Bill Zebub. Also, he does not make himself look better than others, or cool in any sense. It’s just the stories of his agony. And in case you are wondering, yes, there is nudity. Lots of behind-the-scenes that was never shown before. As with most insults, they say more about the speaker than of the target. This is meant to entertain, not to prejudice.

Bill Zebub might finish a movie tentatively called Fanzine Editor. It is unlike anything he has ever shot before. That doesn’t mean it is good. The movie is purely made for the sake of it, not with any hope of profit. It might even be four hours or longer. There will be a Kickstarter for it at some point, to film whatever is left. This is one of the projects that was paid with overflow funds from other crowdfunding. (Kickstarters are not for profit; they are for making movies, so if there is any extra money, it goes toward making movies. Some indie directors do not believe in that, but BILL ZEBUB PRODUCTIONS LLC is a business, and every penny must be explained).

METALHEADS was Bill Zebub’s very first movie. It was shot on camcorder for practice, but it was picked up for distribution! After a few years, Bill Zebub purchased his first prosumer camera and re-filmed it, starring Emily Thomas as his girlfriend in the story. She was a floutist, having graduated from Juliard, and she toured with Jethro Tull. She was also on a soap opera. Bill Zebub planned to hire her for Dirtbags, but she moved to California. Back then, Bill Zebub did not know about crowdfunding, which would have covered Emily’s travel expenses. Well worth it! Metalheads was taken out of circulation because Bill Zebub ventured into other directions, but it is possible that there will be a re-edit for it. Usually, a re-edit is tested after there is enough begging from fans. Such is the fate of this idea. If enough fans clamor for it, there will be a Kickstarter. There is a chance that both versions of the movie will be re-edited for Blu(e)ray, but only if fans truly want this to happen.

Bill Zebub is making small batches of DICKSHARK candles and DICKSHARK soap. He will also make a line of figurines called “Pocket Monsters” the first of which is the pocket shit-demon. These are meant to partially stick out of your pocket. He also is considering making “Toilet Monsters” which you leave in your own toilet or you play a joke and put one in someone else’s toilet. Ideally, these will be made of silicone, which will make them more expensive. Some such monsters will be a toilet snake, a toilet shit demon, and an aborted fetus.

Share your thoughts with Bill Zebub at bill@billzebub.com

BREAKING HER WILL is now available on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Breaking-Her-Will-Directors-Blu-ray/dp/B0CRWD7P49 or click here

This is the new cut with a huge amount of behind-the-scenes. If you have the original version, don’t worry about your collection becoming devalued; this is a different cut. If anything, you can make even more money after this cut finds new eyes that wish to find even more footage.

When the movie first came out, reviewers praised how demented the male was. They also enjoyed a wide range of emotion that is usually absent from American movies with this subject matter. Those movies depict serial rapists (serial killers) as alpha males ot so-evil-they’re-cool, but this movie isn’t for surface-level viewers.

Of course, you should give the other merchants a try. The announcement about amazon carrying it is for those who prefer that marketplace, and also to declare that the ban has been rescinded. Sometimes big merchants make hasty decisions, like banning this for a year, but the mistake has been corrected and now you may freely purchase this emotional story.

Bill Zebub launched a Kickstarter for “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which you can support here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/never-make-a-movie-in-texas

Share the hell out of it, if you are such a person.

THE CREEPY JANITOR (click that) is now available on Blu(e)ray.

Loyal fans who participated in the Kickstarter for DICKADO are getting their special discs over the next two weeks. The street date for everyone else is in April. If you can’t wait that long, Bill Zebub might sell you one of the remaining inventory (only 100 were made, with uncensored and hand-numbered covers).

The next Kickstarter campaign is for a mockumentary titled “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which is the director’s personal struggle and culture shock when in Texas. It’s a personal story. The viewer is reminded of this during the most brutal criticism of southern stupidity, religious superstition, and Texan laziness.

The director kept at least one camera running during filming, so some of the anecdotes that seem far-fetched become frightening when you see how stupid a human can be.

The movie is not meant to insult southerners. That would be stupid. Many southerners are loyal to Bill Zebub’s creations. No. Rather; Bill Zebub wants to show his personal torment being in a world he cannot belong.

There will be some examples of Bill Zebub being stupid, and a few cast members share some criticism of him.

Again, this is only meant to entertain you. Perhaps a part of you will pity Bill Zebub.

The Kickstarter will be launched by February. You can email bill@billzebub.com if you want to be notified.

FANZINE EDITOR (click) might be re-titled as “Metal has Become Weak” or something like that. It might be the longest movie in the Bill Zebub filmography. The seve-hour version of Dickshark doesn’t count because that was made for the superfans who requested the longest possible cut as a special offering. (The longest retail version of Dickshark was about three and a half hours. The best cut is on the Bluray).

Dumb and Dahmer, Scienceless Fiction, Boogers of the Antichrist, Santa Claus: Serial Rapist, and a few other movies will be taken out of circulation. They will be re-edited and, in some cases, be re-titled. Dumb and Dahmer will not be re-edited per-se, but it will be cut to the length of an hour. The bonus movie on that disc will be Clowna Nostra, which will be the same movie but with a touch of recoloring.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara is going to be discontinued. It will get a touch of recoloring and will appear as a different title, probably only on DVD. the reason for this is because Bill Zebub wished to completely re-film it with a new cast at some point in the future.

You can enjoy DICKNADO here: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/dicknado

The version on physical media is about ten minutes longer and has lots of behind-the-scenes footage.

The next movie will be a mockumentary tentatively titled “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which shows how tormented Bill Zebub was in Shitland (what he calls Texas).

There will be a Kickstarter for it in January or Fenruary. Visit here often, and you can email bill@billzebub.com to be on the invitation list.

Black Friday until Cybersex Monday, 30-packs of Bill Zebub movies for Two Hundred and Fifty. Email bill@billzebub.com (Each box is a random assortment). Limited availability.

There will be a Black Friday sale for 30-packs of Bill Zebub movies. Supply is limited, so email bill@billzebub.com and let him know you would like to be personally notified.

DICKNADO will be re-edited by the end of December. There was a Kickstarter for it. Funders get exclusive discs. Everyone else can get a censored version on Bill Zebub’s vimeo page.

Bill Zebub completed his narration for NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS, which is his personal documentary about what it was like to make movies during extreme culture shock. It might anger southerners, but the testimonials are from Bill Zebub’s point of view, without politeness. (Of course, that is rare in the southern regions where blunt truth is considered to be rude). It’s not meant to affect your opinion; rather, the personal views of Bill Zebub flavor his torment, which you might consider funny. There will be a Kickstarter for it By January. You can email bill@billzebub.com to be notified, or simply visit this site often.

The book “Fanzine Editor, Radio Host, and Movie Maker” will be taken out of circulation when Bill Zebub finishes the manuscript for the second edition, which might be re-titled “Fanzine Editor and Radio Host” or something like that, although it might be a tagline instead. Some fans are completists, so this is a warning that the first edition is going out of print.

“Movie Maker and Madman” is also getting revised for a second edition, and there will be a version without pictures. You see, the book with pictures is very costly because of the full color pages. A black and white version with no pictures will be easier for some fans to obtain. Both books (the second edition) will have more chapters. If you are a collector, you might want to get the first edition as an investment, but Bill Zebub’s intention is simply to give you an entertaining book, and the second edition will be the superior one, with more chapters.

If you did not know, you can catch Bill Zebub’s radio show every Thursday from noon until 3pm (NY time zone, so adjust your underwear) at wfmu/sheena – the shows are also archived for later streaming in case you are unable to catch the show live. The radio show is called “The Vortex of Chaos.”

Bill Zebub streams on https://www.twitch.tv/bill_zebub randomly, usually in the evening. The streaming is not really about him playing games like Elden Ring; it’s more about him answering your questions, and you can insult him in the chat.

Enjoy this meet-the-cast

That is from the movie “Exploitation” which is on the Blu(e)ray “Campy Horror” as well as a stand-alone title on DVD. The DVD will be discontinued, and a bit later, “Campy Horror” will also be. The main reason is to make way for the re-edit.

Many fans stated they wanted each movie to be its own item. Bill Zebub wanted to give fans added value, but he didn’t realize that some titles are shown with pride. Yes, “Antfarm Dickhole” is much more appealing than “Campy Horror.” Also, a stand-alone Bluray allows for up to 2 hours of extra footage, which die-hard fans crave.

FANZINE EDITOR (click) might be the next new film offered in a Kickstarter campaign. The crowdfunders offer special items to fans, including bonus discs. This is an experimental comedy with absolutely no target audience, not even Bill Zebub’s fans. It’s a story that is filmed with no commercial consideration. Let the cards fall where they will.

NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS (or anywhere else in the south) is a mockumentary. Some fans who read about Bill Zebub’s culture shock when he moved to “Shitland” (as he calls it) could not stop laughing. When fans met Bill Zebub at horror conventions and he shared some of his horror, fans begged to see some of the footage Bill Zebub said was captured. You see, Bill Zebub usually keeps at least one camera on, usually for documentary purposes. He captured some of the events he talks about to fans. Bill Zebub decided the best way to present it is in a documentary, but it is told from his perspective. It doesn’t mean that his interpretation is to be favored. There will be some Texans ridiculing Bill Zebub to help offset his comments, but the point is that Bill Zebub will speak his mind, even at the expense of alienating people, yet the intention is not to insult; rather, it is to share his personal thoughts, whether they are right or wrong. His comedy has never been safe. He tells a joke and is not concerned about how it will be taken because he knows his intention is only to amuse. If you’re angry, that’s your flaw, not his.

STEREOTYPES DON’T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR will be released on Bluray in 2026. Fans begged for this. It’s the most quoted movie in Bill Zebub’s history. It was originally made as a test to see if the advice people kept giving Bill Zebub was valid. People said things like, “If you want to go far in this business, don’t make fun out of race, religion, or politics.” They said other things too, but none of these people worked in the movie industry. How would they know? But even if they were in the movie industry, there is a lot of nonsense, like taking the questionnaires of test-audiences seriously. The confounding factors are glaring, but the results are still used when making decisions. Duh. Well, Bill Zebub made the movie doing the opposite of everything he was told. As you can imagine, this polarized viewers. That’s not a bad thing. The people who loved the movie were worth the backlash of people who hated it. The movie was taken out of circulation after Bill Zebub’s curiosity was satisfied, but shorter cuts were offered a couple of times throughout the years. Currently, a one-hour cut is on “The Lost Films of Bill Zebub.” Fans begged for the full cut, and as usual, Bill Zebub ran a crowdfunder to test if this craving were true or just the ramblings of sycophants. The goal was reached, but during that period, censorship became a growing concern, and people were rewarded for intentionally misinterpreting things. It was almost like Russian during the Stalin regime in which you were encouraged to tattle on your neighbor even if you made things up (because if you didn’t tattle, maybe YOU were doing something naughty). Yes, people were rewarded for being stupid. Remnants of that dark period in our recent history still exist, so this movie requires a “Director’s Introduction” which Bill Zebub did not want to provide. The joy of watching something like this is to figure out “What the fuck am I watching?” This, like many of his movies, required active thinking. If the director does the thinking for you (explaining what you see before you even see it) why even bother watching the movie? Then again, trailers for movies show every single plot point. Why bother watching a movie when you know everything about it? Wouldn’t it be more enjoyable to be surprised by the twists? (The reason for trailers showing every fucking thing about the movie is because test audiences reported they would be more inclined to watch a movie if they know everything ahead of time). The vapid people have won. Bill Zebub was forced to film an introduction, so the Bluray will be released. This kind of director’s introduction will also be required of some of Bill Zebub’s other re-edits, specifically if they are to stream. It’s a good thing Bill Zebub has several different styles of movies. (He doesn’t have to explain the other styles).

To quote Bill Zebub; “I would be embarrassed to admit I was offended by anything. Smart people don’t get offended.”

Dicknado was originally filmed as a test. Fans asked for a re-edit, and the coolest of them funded the Kickstarter.

This cut will be different from the original. The edit will be a bit more streamlined, and the color correction will make fans of the original drool.

The treasure of the special edition will be the abundant bonus materials. Much of this footage has never been seen before.

Stay tuned for more details.

Currently, the project is 40% finished.

A censored version will be available of Bill Zebub’s vimeo page.

If you discarded your blu(e)ray player, you risk losing movies forever. Also, you can only see censored versions via streaming. No bonus materials are available streaming, so that should factor in your return to physical media.

Don’t become of victim of digital merchants. They can remove movies at any time.