Texas Chainsaw Mascara Launches

The kickstarter for TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA has just launched! Have a look at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/texas-chainsaw-mascara and share the hell out of it all over the place ten billion times!

You can get the normal (autographed) Blu(e)ray or the limited-edition cover, as well as two zillion other add-ons.

Help the movie while also helping yourself to lots of goodies.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara crowdfunder

Bill Zebub will launch a kickstarter for TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA in a week or so. Email him at bill@billzebub.com if you want to be notified. You can also visit this site regularly, but there are some one-of-a-kind prizes, like a signed script. (You might want to get first dibbs.)

This is not a parody. It is a serious horror movie. The crowdfunded will help Bill Zebub finish this project, and if a certain amount is raised in the stretch goal then the movie will be completely re-filmed. You would be surprised what can be done with a bit more resources. In any case, the current status is going to yield a master in 4K resolution. That’s nothing to sneeze at, even if it is made out of pepper.

This is a new direction for Bill Zebub in many ways. Try not to masturbate about him too often.

Dumb & Dahmer will play in Canada

Bill Zebub’s new movie “Dumb & Dahmer” will play at Shock Stock later this month. Visit https://shock-stock.com for more details and to get AIDS.

The movie is widely distributed so you should not have difficulty obtaining this gem if you can’t make it to Canada.

You can buy it on amazon here https://www.amazon.com/Dumb-Dahmer-Various/dp/B0999K7PGC

If you prefer shopping at Walmart, get it here https://www.walmart.com/ip/Dumb-Dahmer-Blu-ray/354647970

Barnes & Noble sells it – https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dvd-dumb-dahmer/36793675

Bill Zebub Died from Covid

Bill Zebub finally lost his two-year battle with covid. He made light of his condition, referring to covid as “co-video” which made his adoring fans laugh despite the decline in the master film-maker’s appearance.

Bill Zebub wished to be buried at sea, but when he discovered that this meant he would be underwater, he canceled. He tried to sue the funeral parlor for misleading him. The word “buried” implies dirt, not liquid. His ex-wife is continuing the lawsuit in his honor.

The funeral arrangements will be private, so please do not trespass.

Bill Zebub Books
Bill Zebub Books

Bill Zebub’s Movies Cure Covid

There are only a few hours left to get Bill Zebub’s MASSIVE memoir MOVIE MAKER AND MADMAN from the first batch. It’s 590 pages, loaded with photographs from the movie. Get it here before you lose your chance! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/movie-maker-and-madman Go Go Go!

You might also like to get SLEAZE OR ART https://www.amazon.com/Sleaze-Art-various/dp/B08P4TQ9H6 which has lots of kooky behind the scenes shots from the earlier sex horrors.

HORROR ODYSSEY is getting a new front cover, so be sure to nab the first edition before it sells out https://www.amazon.com/Horror-Odyssey-Kerri-Taylor/dp/B07PNKB6V7

The SERIAL KILLER COLLECTION is a Blueray that features four erotic horror movies, not to be missed. https://www.amazon.com/Serial-Killer-Collection-Blu-ray-Rachel/dp/B08734YT2R

B MOVIE CHAMPION has tons of sexy behind the scenes from Bill Zebub’s early comedies https://www.amazon.com/B-Movie-Champion-Various/dp/B09GQJPJ7G

DUMB & DAHMER is offending people even though it was written while consulting with people who are of certain social strata. Yet another example of buffoons getting offended on behalf of other groups. https://www.amazon.com/Dumb-Dahmer-Various/dp/B0999K7PGC

Lastly, the most pervy serial killer movie – https://www.amazon.com/Sicko-Bloodclown-Blu-ray-Various/dp/B08WNZ8BN1 SICKO THE BLOODCLOWN banned in many places. Before you buy, be aware that this is just the behavior of the sexual sadist – it’s not a narrative. If you are more story-oriented, invest in the SERIAL KILLER COLLECTION mentioned above.


Bill Zebub Gives Birth

The extremely sexy Bill Zebub has launched a campaign for his new huge book. It’s large because he’s compensating for the size of something else. Make some coffee and sit down in your favorite comfortable chair or sofa, then visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/movie-maker-and-madman and enjoy the many videos that are on the page. If you are not inclined to read the book, you might still be entertained enough to share the link for the Kickstarter. Jesus will orally pleasure you if you do this.

Times are tough, but so is calculus. The rule is, if you want something, you get it, so if you don’t obtain this tome, it means you care nothing for it. That is not something to be ashamed of, but it is shameful if you make excuses. For example, do you really need to buy life-saving medication? It’s worth dying when the trade-off is the ownership of such fine literature in your home.

If you do opt to join the exalted fans who cherish each word culled with the choicest art, then you might also rejoice at the many other prizes offered, like having sex with Bill Zebub. Of course, if you can’t afford it, Bill Zebub might have sex with you because he is kind-hearted.

Take a look, and spend at least seven hours watching the videos.

Bill Zebub writes a second memoir

Bill Zebub had started a second memoir titled “Movie Maker and Madman” which was to be written as a cautionary tale for anyone interested in making movies, but he had received so many letters from readers of his first memoir “Fanzine Editor, Radio Host, and Movie Maker” that he decided to make this for them, specifically. One fan even said that she had laughed so hard that she had ruined her make-up, which is quite a compliment. The book will still be of interest to people who want to make movies, but it is primarily focused on the dedicated fans, and it goes far beyond the stories behind the scenes.

It’s not a book about Bill Zebub’s success. Who wants to read someone bragging about his accomplishments? No one. You get to see Bill Zebub make one stupid decision after another, and the big secret is that his success was simply random (in most cases). The man is a fool, and this book proves it.

Bill Zebub had not put much trust in the quality of photographs in books, so the first memoir did not contain any. However, pictures were required for his “Best of the GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS” magazine. He was impressed with the high quality, and so he decided to provide photographs in the new memoir.

Dedicated fans will rejoice in a book that is as large as the magazine anthology, size-wise, but it will be at least THREE TIMES AS THICK! That’s right. It will have a minimum of 590 pages.

The most devoted fans will opt for the full color book, which will retail for about $75. A grayscale version will be offered for $50. It will not be available as a digital format because this is designed to be collectible. In fact, Bill Zebub will launch a Kickstarter campaign for this, with a chance that funders will get different versions of some pictures, but that has yet to be determined. There will be other perks, like high quality uncensored posters, 30-packs of his movies, shirts, and more.

If you are not on Bill Zebub’s list of supporters, you can Email him at bill@billzebub.com and ask to be part of the die-hards who receive these announcements.

If you cannot participate in a Kickstarter because you do not have a credit card, you can contribute with Paypal or a check (which go to the business/LLC, not to Bill personally, so he will not be tempted to engorge on limitless pumpkin pie).

Bill Zebub added movies to his Ebay page

Bill Zebub recently discovered out of print movies and has added them to his youtube page. You can go there directly https://www.ebay.com/usr/bill_zebub_666 or you can choose specific pages below.

FORGIVE ME FOR RAPING YOUhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/234372011188

CATHERINE’S PAIN (re-edit of RAPE IS A CIRCLE) – https://www.ebay.com/itm/234371999736


RAVAGE THE SCREAM QUEENhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/234371990578

BREAKING HER WILLhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/234371986355

NIGHT OF THE PUMPKINhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/234371982712


PAGAN METAL: A DOCUMENTARYhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/234371952070

BLACK METAL: THE MUSIC OF SATANhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/234371962397

DEATH METAL: ARE WE WATCHING YOU DIE?https://www.ebay.com/itm/234371972172

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