Bill Zebub has a new radio show which airs on Sunday nights from Midngiht- 4am. Technically these are Monday nights, but who really perceives time that way?
You can stream live at KNON.org or you can tune in to 89.3 FM if you are in the Dallas area. If you have some weak excuse for not tuning in live, you have up to two weeks to hear the archived show, unless you come up with a weak excuse for not even doing that.
Bill Zebub will launch a kickstarter for TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA in a week or so. Email him at firstname.lastname@example.org if you want to be notified. You can also visit this site regularly, but there are some one-of-a-kind prizes, like a signed script. (You might want to get first dibbs.)
This is not a parody. It is a serious horror movie. The crowdfunded will help Bill Zebub finish this project, and if a certain amount is raised in the stretch goal then the movie will be completely re-filmed. You would be surprised what can be done with a bit more resources. In any case, the current status is going to yield a master in 4K resolution. That’s nothing to sneeze at, even if it is made out of pepper.
This is a new direction for Bill Zebub in many ways. Try not to masturbate about him too often.
Bill Zebub finally lost his two-year battle with covid. He made light of his condition, referring to covid as “co-video” which made his adoring fans laugh despite the decline in the master film-maker’s appearance.
Bill Zebub wished to be buried at sea, but when he discovered that this meant he would be underwater, he canceled. He tried to sue the funeral parlor for misleading him. The word “buried” implies dirt, not liquid. His ex-wife is continuing the lawsuit in his honor.
The funeral arrangements will be private, so please do not trespass.
Lastly, the most pervy serial killer movie – https://www.amazon.com/Sicko-Bloodclown-Blu-ray-Various/dp/B08WNZ8BN1SICKO THE BLOODCLOWN banned in many places. Before you buy, be aware that this is just the behavior of the sexual sadist – it’s not a narrative. If you are more story-oriented, invest in the SERIAL KILLER COLLECTION mentioned above.
The extremely sexy Bill Zebub has launched a campaign for his new huge book. It’s large because he’s compensating for the size of something else. Make some coffee and sit down in your favorite comfortable chair or sofa, then visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/movie-maker-and-madman and enjoy the many videos that are on the page. If you are not inclined to read the book, you might still be entertained enough to share the link for the Kickstarter. Jesus will orally pleasure you if you do this.
Times are tough, but so is calculus. The rule is, if you want something, you get it, so if you don’t obtain this tome, it means you care nothing for it. That is not something to be ashamed of, but it is shameful if you make excuses. For example, do you really need to buy life-saving medication? It’s worth dying when the trade-off is the ownership of such fine literature in your home.
If you do opt to join the exalted fans who cherish each word culled with the choicest art, then you might also rejoice at the many other prizes offered, like having sex with Bill Zebub. Of course, if you can’t afford it, Bill Zebub might have sex with you because he is kind-hearted.
Take a look, and spend at least seven hours watching the videos.