Bill Zebub Returns to Radio

Bill Zebub returned to WFMU. You can hear his first show of the new season here https://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/129904 – in that playlist there is a pop-up player.
You can consult the playlist when you are curious about the song.

The debut show was a bit more of a mix than is usual for Bill Zebub’s “Vortex of Chaos” and it shall evolve over time. When Bill Zebub’s show was in an overnight slot, he favored the ultra slow and melancholy doom, as did the listeners, but the new time slot is Thursdays from noon-3 pm (New York time zone). Adjust your time zone and your underwear appropriately.

To catch the stream live, simply go to https://wfmu.org/sheena Thursdays noon-3 pm NY time. You can participate in the chat. You can also comment on the playlist if you stream after-the-fact.
Indulge your curiosity and discover music you haven’t heard before. Of course, there will be some known artists, like King Diamond, but there will be much that almost never gets radio play. This radio station is not forced to play the hits. It is an exploration. Come in with an open mind. Also, each show may vary. It’s not like a box of chocolates because you always know what is in the box of chocolates. In fact, most boxes of chocolates provide diagrams that reveal what is inside each one. The only way this metaphor works is if you have a blindfold and have no idea what is going to be placed into your mouth. It might not even be chocolate, depending on the ethics of the experimenter. Now THAT is thinking outside of the box of chocolates.

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Bill Zebub Limited Edition Movies

There is a flash sale for some limited-edition Bill Zebub movies. These were available during the 30-day Kickstarter campaigns and ranged in price for a mere $20 to $50.

You may wonder why a sale has these movies for $65. That is because the post-crowdfunder price is $100. Some are limited to 50 units and some are limited to 100 units.

You can obtain these for your personal collection or you can invest in them for future resale. These movies are uncensored, hand-numbered, and autographed by Bill Zebub. Will they really increase in value? Well, normal editions that were not autographed and obviously not limited or hand-numbered have sold for $700 after a few years of going out of circulation, and some of those titles replicated over 8,000 DVDs, so they were not exactly rare.

There are a few uncensored units of Santa Claus: Serial Rapist, Dicknado, and Absurd Horror, so the pics were not listed (they will sell out).

Obviously, this is for the ultra fan (or an investor). Email bill@billzebub.com for ordering information.

Breaking Her Will might get a re-edit

Bill Zebub asked fans which movie they would most like to see as a re-edit. Breaking Her Will came out ahead in that poll. This will likely get a kickstarter in a month or so. If you want to be notified, Email bill@billzebub.com

This is a sister movie to Rape is a Circle in a way. Both movies were emotional horror stories. In Breaking Her Will, Bill Zebub wanted to test if viewers would be sympathetic to a victim without knowing her back story. The director watched several horror movies in which the first hour was spent in mundane scenes, presumably to acquaint viewers with the characters so that there would be emotional reactions when the slaughter took place. Bill Zebub believes that humans are social creatures who would pity any suffering person or animal. No backstory is required.

The movie was a success. It was taken out of circulation because a remake was planned, but that project fell through. This was before the days of crowdfunding, so a remake might be considered again. Until then, a re-edit might become available if the kickstarter succeeds.

Another title that might be re-edited is Jesus, the Total Douchebag.

Don’t be alarmed by all the re-edits in consideration. Bill Zebub is working on eight new scripts. The reason for the re-edits is that tons of new fans keep asking about the older titles.

Zombiechrist might get a re-edit

Dedicated fans have funded a Kickstarter for the re-edit of RAPE IS A CIRCLE. Some other out-of-circulation movies might get a similar treatment, but only if fans prove that they want to see new cuts.

One such movie is Zombiechrist. When it came out, some merchants were terrified of offending their customers. This preceded JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG, which broke new ground and is still a hot seller. Actually, that movie is overdue for a new cut as well, but only if fans decide.

Zombiechrist had many challenges. The lead actor quit the night before filming because he did not want to kiss a female lead. He was gay. Why he didn’t say this during the audition is still a mystery, but that wasn’t the only problem. When retail outlets were unwilling to carry a blasphemous title, Bill Zebub decided to shelve the movie. Some years later, it appeared as a bonus movie without being advertised. It was a difficult movie to shoot, and any mention of it made Bill Zebub wince.

Over the years, fans have asked for a remake. They remembered reading interviews in which Bill Zebub expressed a desire to re-film the movie when the superstition of retailers would be overcome, perhaps if he had demonstrated that his fanbase was worth appeasing (instead of catering to easily-offended imbeciles).

The movie will not be remade, but there might be a re-edit. Ruby LaRocca had a role shortly before her tragic event. It is nice to see her swim and to run. Amid all the misery of filming that movie, there really were some scenes worth revisiting.

It’s not clear which older movie is up for re-editing again, but Zombiechrist is certainly in the list. The new cut would include never-before-scene footage, as will be the case with other re-edited titles.

You can vote. Email bill@billzebub.com with your opinion,

Some titles on the list are:

Zombiechrist

Disgruntled Employee

Kill the Scream Queen

Ravage the Scream Queen

Forgive Me for Raping You

Jesus, the Total Douchebag

Antfarm Dickhole

Nightmare on Elmo’s Street (with replacement footage)

Holocaust Cannibal

Dicknado

Breaking Her Will

Ruby LaRocca

Rape is a Circle get a new cut

Fans have supported Bill Zebub’s idea to offer a director’s cut. Information about the video-on-demand and the physical disc will be announced soon (there is a day left in the crowdfunder, so the movie might end up on Bluray).

Here is the page for the movie https://billzebubproductions.com/rape-is-a-circle/ More information will be added soon.

Rape is a Circle gets a re-edit

In 2006, Bill Zebub wrote an emotional horror drama titled “Rape is a Circle” which was his first movie to get into major retail chains. It became one of his best-selling movies.

A millionaire offered a huge budget for a remake, so Bill Zebub pulled the movie from production. However, the deal fell through.

Bill Zebub wanted to remake the movie. He came close when Misty Mundae and Lydia Lael were interested, but he raised money for other projects, and eventually, the script was put on hold until a bigger budget could be raised.

Fans have begged for the lost movie to become available again, which led to the Kickstarter that was launched today. If you want to support this project, please visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/catherines-pain and share the hell out of it. The DVD is at a normal price, not the inflated cost that you sometimes see in crowdfunders.
Make some coffee or tea and spend a bit of time savoring the many details and perks.

Dolla Morte, Metalheads, and Frankenstein

Bill Zebub is offering three movies on a BD-R, with each disc hand-numbered and signed. It’s $35 in the USA, and all others add $20 for shipping. Email bill@billzebub.com to receive ordering instructions.

The movies are METALHEADS (from 2001), DOLLA MORTE, and FRANKENSTEIN THE RAPIST. These are early movies, so you should only get this disc if you are a big fan.

The reason why these older titles are being offered on a disc is that fans have begged Bill Zebub to re-release these, but it is highly unlikely that these will ever appear on any factory-replicated disc again, being that they are only of value to the devoted fans who want to devour every piece of cinema in Bill Zebub’s history. The reason why there is no packaging is that there are fans who own the movies, some in mint condition, who should be able to sell theirs for $200 or more. Yes, when Bill Zebub’s movies go out of print, they drastically increase in value. Some have sold for $700 or more. No, these will not be available on any streaming platform.

Also, be warned that FRANKENSTEIN THE RAPIST is not actually a movie. Bill Zebub filmed test-footage to see what works and what doesn’t. It turned out that there was over an hour of finished scenes, so they were pieced together and were made available in a limited run of 1,000, with an honest synopsis that made it clear that this was not meant to be released. It DOES contain nudity because Bill Zebub really did want to see what worked, and his ideas of a Frankenstein movie had nude scenes. Some of that footage later was used in other movies because Sativa Verte and Nikki Sebastion were too amazing to be relegated to lost footage. You get to see more of those shots here.

Also, the 2001 version of METALHEADS was a practice movie that Bill Zebub shot so that when he was going to pitch his first-ever script to producers, they could see a demo movie so they could see some of the visual ideas. Bill Zebub paid the actresses even though this was just to be used as a visual example because he took the project seriously. Spending no money is equivalent to saying that you don’t respect what you are doing, and you don’t respect actresses. Speaking of actresses, Suzi Lorraine and Darian Caine participated in this. Again, Email bill@billzebub.com to order your copy.

Dickshark, Grammar Nazi, and Jesus was an Asshole

The collector’s edition of Dickshark has a street date in September. As of now, the contents include a new director’s cut that is two hours long, an extended version that is over six hours long, and two hours of behind-the-scenes. It’s a 2-disc set.

Also, the original DVD which featured a two-hour and twenty-minute early cut is out of print. The new DVD, which has the same cover image but a different back design features a slim 75-minute version. You can stream or download the 4K version of that on https://vimeo.com/ondemand/dickshark if you are sexy.

Grammar Nazi now has a page, so click on that green word.

Jesus was an Asshole now has a page, so click on that green word.

Bill Zebub and Misty Mundae

The King of the B Movies

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