Bill Zebub is putting the finishing touches on a script that spoofs occult horror.
A few scenes have been shot for it even though the final draft is still being refined.
When more footage gets captured, a crowdfunder will be formed, lasting about 30 days, to raise more capital. This is not necessary for the making of the movie, but it will expand the resources that have been allocated for this bizarre project.
If you would like to be notified when the campaign starts, please be sexy when you Email bill@billzebub.com – and you will be sent a link, a reminder, and the lasting impact of his immense sexiness.
As with all crowdfunding campaigns, you will get something of value (it’s not asking for a hand-out). This is the only way, aside from attending Bill Zebub’s horror convention appearances, that you can obtain props from previous movies, and other treasures.
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Let not your nose be vacant. Inhale the vapors of inspiration.
Bill Zebub has been asking slasher fans for what they want in this sub-genre. He also sought opinions about the rules. The reason for this is because Bill Zebub wants to challenge himself, abiding by restrictions. It’s far more satisfying to set boundaries based on style rather than on censorship.
Speaking of censorship, there was going to be no nudity in the movie, or if there were nude scenes, then they wouldn’t be sexual. Video-on-demand merchants are terrified of sexual content.
Bill Zebub decided to let the story dictate whether or not there was to be nudity or sexual content. In his words, “Fuck the censors!”
The idea to refrain from sexuality was also considered because some viewers seem to be put off by that kind of material, but when Bill Zebub thought about this deeper, it occurred to him that only stupid people think that way. He doesn’t make movies for stupid people.
The movie is still in development, but fans have supported the crowdfunding for his memoir beyond what was asked, and an actress who was in the director’s area for a short time asked if there were any roles. Bill Zebub allotted some of the surplus contributions toward a day of filming. A proper campaign will be launched for the movie later, but for now, enjoy a picture of the first official cast member.
Before the memoir is described, you need to know that Bill Zebub has made it easy to get past issues of his magazines, bundles of his movies for a super low price, shirts, and other goodies. Click Here
This book has to be self-published because there is no way that a traditional publisher will take a chance on this. Not only is Bill Zebub’s humor despised by brainwashed people, but his favorite music also suffers from the prejudice of the mainstream. Wait. Bill Zebub’s humor is also despised by people who weren’t indoctrinated – they just don’t find him to be funny. But you get the point – there is no way that a publisher is going to find the antics of Bill Zebub worthy of a book deal.
As such, Bill Zebub writes this memoir in his own voice. It’s not an inside joke, however. Anyone can read this and be amused by the constant bad luck that plagues the unfortunate Bill Zebub. His friend constantly wonder why he hasn’t died yet. After you read this book, you will think the same thing.
Even if you don’t want to read a book about this buffoon, you might like some of the other prizes in the fundraiser. Unlike his peers, Bill Zebub does not see fans as dollar signs. He wants supporters to get something worthy of the contributions. His fans are a diverse group of free-thinking individuals, not stupid hero-worshipers who can be easily manipulated.
If you would like to help, please copy and paste the crowdfunding URL in social media, Emails, and anything else that you can think of. Here it is: https://igg.me/at/T0LwkAt1XOk/x/8486493 Isn’t it cute?
Bill Zebub first considered writing a memoir when he was developing a script for a movie that was to spoof his magazine history.
He wanted this movie to be structured like a movie, not like a biography. He also wanted to look like the fool in a slapstick movie, not like a hero.
Those who know Bill Zebub in real life know that he constantly gets into trouble and that he has more bad luck that the entire population of the planet. That’s perfect for a movie.
There was information that Bill Zebub wanted to convey in the movie, but that material would best be enjoyed in a book. As soon as he started writing, Bill Zebub seemed possessed.
This book would be entertaining even if a reader never heard of Bill Zebub. That is the way that it was written. If you have heard of him, then you get to enjoy some secrets, not just about him, but about others. Well, mostly about others.
There will be a crowdfunder to release the first batch. This book is so offensive that it will be impossible to traditionally publish. Bill Zebub does not want to dilute any of the material, which he would be forced to do if this were a mainstream release.
Another reason for the crowdfunder is to release items that had long been lost, as well as other special goodies.
If you would like to participate in this, please Email bill@billzebub.com and ask to be put on the list. You will be notified when the campaign starts.
Bill Zebub was invited to be a guest at Shock Stock, which is a horror convention in London. (shock-stock.com)
His latest movie, CLOWNA NOSTRA played there during a prime viewing time slot. To his surprise, Bill Zebub won an award for the best screenplay.
Even more surprising, the movie played to a packed room, and the audience remained until the end. If you have seen this movie, then you will know how amazing this is. The audience members were intelligent enough to interpret the offensive dialogue for what it was instead of getting triggered by it. This was no gathering of brainwashed people. This was an assembly of free-thinking people who love independent film.
Bill Zebub was treated like a king by staff as well as attendees. “This is how a horror convention should be run. Other organizers should take notes. ” said the King of the B Movies.
This was Bill Zebub’s favorite horror convention since he could remember going to conventions. No other event has ever come close to the vibe at Shock Stock.
In addition, Bill Zebub’s new movie CLOWNA NOSTRA will play there in a prime slot on Saturday!
Shock Stock is one of Bill Zebub’s favorite horror conventions. It has cultivated a highly social atmosphere. It’s a gathering of devoted people. Take a chance.
Bill Zebub’s controversial film “Clowna Nostra” is now available for purchase. The easiest place is amazon (click), but you can find many quality merchants.
The reviews from fans have been overwhelmingly positive, but bear in mind that these are the ultra-fans who had participated in the crowdfunder for the movie. They love the director’s work more than average people.
When Bill Zebub filmed Scienceless Fiction, he wanted to see if a viewer could be trusted to interpret a movie in a positive tone despite characters saying and doing vile things. The message was positive but the characters were negative. Unfortunately, this movie nearly caused a riot when it played a horror convention in Canada, which resulted in no more movies being played for that event. However, a GOOD result came out of this – some of the people who hated the movie were told, by fans who understood it, what the intentions were, and when they saw the movie again with a new attitude, they loved it.
This taught Bill Zebub that it is better to give viewers a bit more information. Clowna Nostra has the same amount of despicable characters, but the story is more accessible, and also far more open to personal interpretation. It is by no means a mainstream movie, and it does not have the formulaic three-act structure of commercial movies. People might hate it simply for that reason, but it’s much better than if people hate it for being something that it is not.
Bill Zebub has written 60,000 words so far in what was supposed to be a book about his magazine, but he decided to name the book “Fanzine Editor, Movie Maker, and Radio Host” because the three realms affected each other in his development.
No, this is not a self-glorification. It is a memoir that should feel like a novel that is slapstick, if you can imagine such a thing. This should inspire you because Bill Zebub succeeded despite doing everything wrong and with such bad luck that it seemed that a god had cursed him. Humor sometimes has misfortune, and there is plenty of it here.
If you enjoy Bill Zebub’s work, then you will get a peek into the origins and why things turned out the way that they did.
If you have a memory of Bill Zebub, please describe it in an Email to bill@billzebub.com – it’s not that he has a bad memory, it’s that he has so many accidents and embarrassing moments that it is hard to recall them all at any given moment. (You might just fall down the stairs once in your life, but he does it on a weekly basis – so there is no special encoding in his memory of the tragedies that constantly befall him).
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Memoirs are usually written in the last phases of life, but if you have seen Bill Zebub wipe out, then you know that death is imminent.
The other reason for a memoir is because Bill Zebub is developing a script called “Fanzine Editor” – and he ended up with enough material to make several seasons of a television show. This is too much for a movie.
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Bill Zebub discovered that if he wrote a book that contained what could not be in the movie, then he was free to make something close to a three-act structure (movie jargon – if you don’t know what it means, suffice it to say that it’s more like an average movie than the hyper-experimental stuff that you are accustomed to seeing in a Bill Zebub film).
This book will be followed by Bill Zebub’s tragic Medieval fantasy novel “A Wail of Pity” and a book of poems.
