Bill Zebub’s first book of poetry and short stories was published on April Fool’s day, but it is not a joke. Rather, it is a collection of the tragedy that you might not expect from the King of Idiots (the head of a record label gave Bill Zebub that title).
The book is published in several countries, including Germany, Spain, France, Italy, and England, so you can go to the amazon site for those locations for more merciful shipping costs. The link in America is https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086PL2C4N -spread the word.
This is also available as an eBook in MANY countries, including Australia, India, and Mexico, so check the amazon site for your region. In America, the eBook link is CLICK HERE.
Whichever format fits your needs, please support this very first work. Bill Zebub prefers reading actual books instead of words on the screen, but he knows that his own tastes are not generalize-able to the public. Both forms are very affordable.
Fans who participated in the crowdfunder for Bill Zebub’s upcoming atmospheric horror bombarded the legendary director with Emails asking why their contributions were refunded.
#indiegogo is NO friend of independent movie makers. Either someone over there who had extra time to flag movies banned Bill Zebub, or there was a knee-jerk reaction.
#facebook often removes Bill Zebub’s photographs but within a few days often apologizes for the mistake. Pictures of the #Dickshark movie are only vulgar if you interpret them that way. The movie is sold at Walmart! The movie is not porn. No movie that Bill Zebub has made can be considered porn unless you are socially retarded.
Bill Zebub will Email the funders to offer alternate arrangements. If YOU want to support this movie, you can Email bill@billzebub.com – You can obtain the limited-edition uncensored Bluray for a mere $20, which is the same price of the normal retail version that will be released later this year, and you can opt for other items. Feel free to donate even a dollar if you wish. And of course, spread the word of this ignorant censorship. Bill Zebub has never had a problem with #kickstarter – they have superior customer service (they answer within 20 minutes and they have easy-to-find contact information) If you are a movie maker, take heed of what happened to Bill Zebub. Choose the more professional platform for your funding needs.
Bill Zebub is finalizing his first memoir which is titled “Fanzine Editor, Radio Personality, and Movie Maker” – to be released as a thick paperback as well as an electronic form.
Please Email bill@billzebub.com if you want to be notified of the release date and where it will be available. Please also indicate if you prefer the book or the digital form.
The book is not about praising Bill Zebub – it is more about depicting him as a slapstick character who fails constantly, and any success is an accident that usually leads to some kind of trouble.
You will also discover aspects of metal, making movies, being on the radio, printing a magazine, and other things that might inspire you, or that will make you wonder how Bill Zebub is even alive after all that he experienced.
There was a crowdfunding campaign for this – those participants will get their autographed books before the rest of the world.
The reason for the delay is because of the puritanical idiocy of this era – Bill Zebub has to keep changing his writing tone to appease the censors. He has to explain his jokes and sometimes he has to eliminate passages entirely. It is unfortunate because it is unlikely than anyone other than a fan would purchase this tome, but that is the way of the world right now.
Every effort is being made to make this book reflect the voice of Bill Zebub the entertainer, but perhaps the extra explanation needed for some of the humor might be more amusing.
Future editions, if the world ceases this tendency of polite fiction and social agenda, will be in the original tone and verbiage, but for now we must bend over or not have any sex.
The movies ANTFARM DICKHOLE and ASSMONSTER have been out of print for a while. They were each at one time available as their own DVDs and were later combined with other movies, as well as together in the very last version of DVD.
Gina Lynn , Rocco Martone, and Violetta Stupetta
Bill Zebub constantly received requests from fans to make these available again. Fans learn the mistake of lending a Bill Zebub movie – it never gets returned.
Fans were told that HUMAN ANTFARM is an alternate cut of ANTFARM DICKHOLE and that some units are still available for purchase. (Amazon and other merchants still carry this) When the remaining units get sold, no more will be available.
Mike Nastri
Bill Zebub often uses crowdfunding to test the merits of a movie. Numbers don’t lie. He ran a campaign to see if fans would want completely new cuts of both movies in an upconverted form on Blu(s)ray. Both movies were shot on standard definition (DVD quality) so the HD version is artificial – it’s scaled up. Technology has come a long way since the old days when it was unthinkable to increase the size of an image.
By the way, Bill Zebub has an active crowdfunder for the movie SICKO. CLICK HERE to be transported and transvestite.
The die-hard fans convinced Bill Zebub to work on this project. They can smile with pride when they see this become available. It is only because of their participation that these movies will live again.
You owe these fans a thank you. The movies would have been dead otherwise.
Bill Zebub is developing an atmospheric horror movie titled “Sicko” which contains more gore than is usually provided in his movies, but it is not a slasher per se.
Have a look at the crowdfunder https://igg.me/at/atmospherichorror/x/8486493#/ and if you feel inclined, you may pre-purchase the movie for a normal price even though it is currently a limited edition hand-numbered version. YOU get to benefit when it increases in value, which it surely will.
The crowdfunder also offers shirts, posters, and other goodies, and for the first time, there is a PROFESSOR DUMDUM Tshirt !!! Please take a look.
NIGHTMARE ON ELMO’S STREET is to be discontinued on DVD but the Director’s Cut will be available on the ABSURD HORROR Blu(e)ray double feature, which also will contain the Director’s Cut of HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL.
Bill Zebub has changed the cover art of the final 1,000 DVDs.
One of the places for the pre-order of the Bluray is Amazon (click)
Enjoy this picture of Erin Brown (also known as Misty Mundae) and Lydia Lail rehearsing a scene.
Nightmare on Elmo’s Street to be discontinued on DVD
Antfarm Dickhole and Assmonster might get re-edited for a Bluray. Both movies have been out of print for a while, and fans have begged for a re-release. If you search for them you will see that they fetch quite a hefty price. As such, Bill Zebub does not want to devalue the discs that devoted fans have collected. Whenever he raises a movie from the dead, it is in a new form.
Speaking of collectors, if you are a true fan, then you may want to get the limited, hand-numbered art edition, signed by the extremely sexy Bill Zebub. This is only for a short time, however. https://youtu.be/7uJLXIdvs40 Make excuses, or make something happen. That is the motto in the land of Bill Zebub.
Only 50 movies with this cover were made. Photo of actor Mike Nastri.
Antfarm Dickhole was filmed purely for fun. Bill Zebub did not think that any shop would carry a title named that. The enormous success of this ri-dick-ulous move paved the way for Dickshark, which actually can be purchased on walmart.com !!! In the history of Bill Zebub movies, whenever he makes something purely for the creative exercise, the movie gets farther than imagined.
Gina Lynn and Freddie Dingo in ASSMONSTER
Assmonster was similarly a movie that Bill Zebub made as a way to turn negative experiences into something positive. He noticed that comedy is sometimes a depiction of a character’s suffering. We laugh at a person’s misery. Coincidentally, Bill Zebub enrolled in an “Evolutionary Psychology” course. Although he considered it to be equivalent to an astrology course (it’s bullshit – post hoc explanations are for kids, not scientists), there was a chapter about laughter, and it was proposed that laughter started as a way for pre-verbal man to indicate that there is no danger. For example, if one fell but did not get hurt, then fellow primitives would laugh, but if onebroke a bone, there would be no laughter and primitives would assist. Actually, if Bill Zebub hurt himself, primitives would probably laugh.
This movie ridiculed the world of indie movie making, and it was one of the first to receive critical acclaim. Chris Gore from G4TV and Film Threat made sure that it headlined the Hollywood Horror Film Festival, and Fantasia Film Festival in Montreal also played it, to name just a couple.
The ABSURD HORROR double feature will be released on May 2020. It contains re-edits of HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL and NIGHTMARE ON ELMO’S STREET in HD, but it may be more appropriate say “Director’s Cut” of each movie.
The Bluray will contain bloopers as well as extended scenes. If Bill Zebub will launch a streaming channel in this silly age of cowardly censorship, he might offer an extended version of each movie.
If you have seen these movies then you will surely enjoy watching a new cut of each, and if this will be your first foray then you can enjoy Bill Zebub’s first movies to feature Erin Brown, also known as Misty Mundae.
Bill Zebub is actively re-editing HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL which will be re-named “Die Nazi” and shall be presented in HD on the ABSURD HORROR DOUBLE FEATURE Bluray that is to be released in May.
As with other re-edits, Bill Zebub likes to select alternate performances and camera angles wherever possible.
The original movie was shot in 2012. The 2020 re-edit will reflect his style as it is now. “It’s fun to look at footage with a fresh attitude.“
If you enjoyed the original cut then you might enjoy seeing the changes in the new edit.
The change in name also has to do with the idiocy of merchants and consumers. HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL very blatantly describes the movie as ANTI-nazi in the synopsis, but shallow people see the word “holocaust” and jump to stupid conclusion despite the photographs being silly. In fact, when the movie was initially announced, FYE made huge pre-order, but an executive saw the title on the list of upcoming releases and was triggered by the word, which resulted in him ordering the movie to be removed. Yes, that is how stupid some people are, and it has only become worse since 2012. People can’t be bothered with reading a synopsis or with perceiving a word in the actual context. Why are people rewarded for having shallow thinking while people who engage in active thinking are punished? (It is ironic that the chain carried seven movies with the word “holocaust” in the title, and some of them actually depicted nazis raping or abusing Jews, whereas in this movie, the only people who experience atrocities are the nazis).
Last night “Boogers of the Antichrist” premiered at the Texas Theatre in Dallas. Feedback from the audience was overwhelmingly positive. There was an afterparty in which ideas for future projects were discussed. Creative juices were flowing that night, as was beer.
The DVD will hit the streets in February, but you can pre-order on amazon (click)
