A review of Dickshark by Scott Groverston
Rachel Crow stars as the woman whose lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream. It has an unusual side effect that ultimately leads to an abomination. Erin Brown (also known as Misty Mundae) supports her boyfriend, Dick (played by Bill Zebub) who is a modern day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.
Dickshark T Shirts
You can wear the picture above on a t-shirt to show the world that you support this movie. You will receive worship at horror conventions, as the test subjects of the first batch can attest.
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There are also Dickshar mugs!
A bit deeper
Bill Zebub had been toying with the idea of making this movie for years. The story had been of the spoof variety so it had a low priority. But that status changed.
“Frankenstein” is a novel that Bill Zebub had always wanted to adapt to film. Peter Steele from Type O Negative was to play the monster. That should give you a idea how long this story was burning in wait.
Bill Zebub finally decided that the only way that he can make this movie is to make it as an art house film. As he was planning, he suddenly realized that he can make a few movies as a sort of practice for tragedy and for unusual visuals. Thus began the writing of Dickshark.
Dickshark is a hybrid of styles. just like the creature itself is a hybrid. Comedy blends with tragedy. Science Fiction blends with sexploitation. Low brow mixes with high brow. Philosophy resides in idiocy. Complexity comes in the guise of simplicity. But absurdity reigns supreme.
One thing that this movie has in common with Frankenstein is that it is a story of the impossible. It is a story of emotion. Everything else is secondary.
Where to Buy
The shorter version (which is 2 hours) is available as “Frankenshark” for streaming and download. A lost of those merchants will soon be available.. In the meantime, you can click on the links below for super easy sales of the DVD.