Bill Zebub will launch a kickstarter for TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA in a week or so. Email him at firstname.lastname@example.org if you want to be notified. You can also visit this site regularly, but there are some one-of-a-kind prizes, like a signed script. (You might want to get first dibbs.)
This is not a parody. It is a serious horror movie. The crowdfunded will help Bill Zebub finish this project, and if a certain amount is raised in the stretch goal then the movie will be completely re-filmed. You would be surprised what can be done with a bit more resources. In any case, the current status is going to yield a master in 4K resolution. That’s nothing to sneeze at, even if it is made out of pepper.
This is a new direction for Bill Zebub in many ways. Try not to masturbate about him too often.