Bill Zebub finally lost his two-year battle with covid. He made light of his condition, referring to covid as “co-video” which made his adoring fans laugh despite the decline in the master film-maker’s appearance.
Bill Zebub wished to be buried at sea, but when he discovered that this meant he would be underwater, he canceled. He tried to sue the funeral parlor for misleading him. The word “buried” implies dirt, not liquid. His ex-wife is continuing the lawsuit in his honor.
The funeral arrangements will be private, so please do not trespass.
Bill Zebub has re-edited DIRTBAGS for the VIXEN OF VIRTUE Blu(e)ray, available in HD now. That version is almost two hours.
There is an online version now, with about ten minutes sliced off due to current censorship (stupidity). You can see the movie here https://vimeo.com/ondemand/dirtbags
There are only a few hours left to get Bill Zebub’s MASSIVE memoir MOVIE MAKER AND MADMAN from the first batch. It’s 590 pages, loaded with photographs from the movie. Get it here before you lose your chance! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/movie-maker-and-madman Go Go Go!
DUMB & DAHMER is offending people even though it was written while consulting with people who are of certain social strata. Yet another example of buffoons getting offended on behalf of other groups. https://www.amazon.com/Dumb-Dahmer-Various/dp/B0999K7PGC
Lastly, the most pervy serial killer movie – https://www.amazon.com/Sicko-Bloodclown-Blu-ray-Various/dp/B08WNZ8BN1SICKO THE BLOODCLOWN banned in many places. Before you buy, be aware that this is just the behavior of the sexual sadist – it’s not a narrative. If you are more story-oriented, invest in the SERIAL KILLER COLLECTION mentioned above.
The extremely sexy Bill Zebub has launched a campaign for his new huge book. It’s large because he’s compensating for the size of something else. Make some coffee and sit down in your favorite comfortable chair or sofa, then visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/movie-maker-and-madman and enjoy the many videos that are on the page. If you are not inclined to read the book, you might still be entertained enough to share the link for the Kickstarter. Jesus will orally pleasure you if you do this.
Times are tough, but so is calculus. The rule is, if you want something, you get it, so if you don’t obtain this tome, it means you care nothing for it. That is not something to be ashamed of, but it is shameful if you make excuses. For example, do you really need to buy life-saving medication? It’s worth dying when the trade-off is the ownership of such fine literature in your home.
If you do opt to join the exalted fans who cherish each word culled with the choicest art, then you might also rejoice at the many other prizes offered, like having sex with Bill Zebub. Of course, if you can’t afford it, Bill Zebub might have sex with you because he is kind-hearted.
Take a look, and spend at least seven hours watching the videos.
Bill Zebub had started a second memoir titled “Movie Maker and Madman” which was to be written as a cautionary tale for anyone interested in making movies, but he had received so many letters from readers of his first memoir “Fanzine Editor, Radio Host, and Movie Maker” that he decided to make this for them, specifically. One fan even said that she had laughed so hard that she had ruined her make-up, which is quite a compliment. The book will still be of interest to people who want to make movies, but it is primarily focused on the dedicated fans, and it goes far beyond the stories behind the scenes.
It’s not a book about Bill Zebub’s success. Who wants to read someone bragging about his accomplishments? No one. You get to see Bill Zebub make one stupid decision after another, and the big secret is that his success was simply random (in most cases). The man is a fool, and this book proves it.
Bill Zebub had not put much trust in the quality of photographs in books, so the first memoir did not contain any. However, pictures were required for his “Best of the GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS” magazine. He was impressed with the high quality, and so he decided to provide photographs in the new memoir.
Dedicated fans will rejoice in a book that is as large as the magazine anthology, size-wise, but it will be at least THREE TIMES AS THICK! That’s right. It will have a minimum of 590 pages.
The most devoted fans will opt for the full color book, which will retail for about $75. A grayscale version will be offered for $50. It will not be available as a digital format because this is designed to be collectible. In fact, Bill Zebub will launch a Kickstarter campaign for this, with a chance that funders will get different versions of some pictures, but that has yet to be determined. There will be other perks, like high quality uncensored posters, 30-packs of his movies, shirts, and more.
If you are not on Bill Zebub’s list of supporters, you can Email him at bill@billzebub.com and ask to be part of the die-hards who receive these announcements.
If you cannot participate in a Kickstarter because you do not have a credit card, you can contribute with Paypal or a check (which go to the business/LLC, not to Bill personally, so he will not be tempted to engorge on limitless pumpkin pie).
Bill Zebub recently discovered out of print movies and has added them to his youtube page. You can go there directly https://www.ebay.com/usr/bill_zebub_666 or you can choose specific pages below.
Bill Zebub has begun work on TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA. The idea began as a horror parody, but within the myriad notes that were jotted down for the script, a riveting story began to emerge. The movie is serious in nature, but it definitely will have the flavor of a Bill Zebub flick.
In case you are the type of person who is hopeful of a Bill Zebub deal, you may feel like a wish has been fulfilled.
Bill Zebub Black Friday
You remember the magical feeling of watching a Bill Zebub movie for the first time. Getting a box of 30 movies is good for giving your special people some unique gifts for a very good price. Whether you give thirty friends one movie each, or give two people five movies and keep the rest for yourself, this is your way to treat yourself, and some lucky people, to something that can change a life. Email bill@billbillzebub-com (If you had participated in any of Bill Zebub’s crowdfunders, you get $20 off your box).
Please note that Australia is currently not allowing outside mail.
A wide variety if shirts are also available – for only $20 (includes shipping) Email the might Bill Zebub for details. Below are some examples of shirts.
Bill Zebub has finally published a 200-page best-of anthology. It’s not a full tome of interviews because that would be 3,000 pages, but here is a good start with the most hilarious and informative interviews with bands like KING DIAMOND, DARK THRONE, MANOWAR, CANNIBAL CORPSE, DIO, and so on.
A flash drive of audio interviews can be ordered only through Bill Zebub, so Email him at bill#billzebub.com.
If this Kickstarter gets to $6,000 then Bill Zebub will film the whole thing all over again as a feature length movie, and he will include the original short on the Blu(e)ray as well.
Help make it happen, and remember to brush your teeth.
