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Assmonster and Antfarm Dickhole remasters

There was a crowdfunding campaign for the re-edits and remasters of Assmonster and Antfarm Dickhole by a company that Bill Zebub refers to as “Indie-go-away” (citing the anti-indie film mentality). Both movies, which were shot in standard definition (DVD resolution) were to be upconverted to HD (eitehr 720p or 1080p).

Bill Zebub began actively re-editing these movies last week. A tragedy became a boon. The delay in this project was due to every external hard drive that stored the shots from the movies failed. The mastered movies from the original cuts are still intact. The main point of this is that, in order to re-edit, the original shots, not the master copy of the movie, are required.

Assmoster – Gina Lynn

Standard definition files are much larger when they are “.avi” files (as opposed to a compressed form, like h.264). Due to the huge file size of uncompressed video files, Bill Zebub transcoded only the footage that he needed, so a miniDV tape of 60 minutes would probably only contain about 10-20 minutes of footage to be used in the movie.

In those earlier days, there were always merciless deadlines. Bill Zebub did not have the time to transcode every bit of cool footage. Only the funniest or sexiest bloopers were saved.

Mike Nastri – Antfarm Dickhole

The prosumer camera from those days used firewire, so that added delay to this project. You possibly might not even know what that word means. Suffice it to say that technology improves quickly, and it is often the case that older technology is no longer supported, or easy to incorporate into the new paradigm.

Whenever there is a delay, Bill Zebub likes to do something to show his appreciation of a fan’s patience. He is not arrogant and does not assume that all will smile at his every decree because he is the king of B movies, but he does write in the third person in blog posts.

Bill Zebub consulted with the tech guru at his preferred distro. Bluray discs CAN play standard definition footage (DVD quality). Why is this important? As mentioned, there was good and bad in the catastrophic failure of the hard drives. The transcodes were lost, which meant that every miniDV tape had to be transcoded in real time (Assmonster has 24 such tapes that are each an hour long that must be transcoded in real time. An hour of tape is an hour of transcoding).

How is that good? When Bill Zebub saw the raw footage, he was amazed at how much behind-the-scenes material was captured. In the early days he liked to keep the camera rolling. This actually proved useful in some disagreements. (There is no he-said/she-said ambiguity – the words are black-and-white, so-to-speak).

Mike Nastri – Antfarm Dickhole

There might be 2 or more hours of never-before-seen footage in the upcoming Bluray! There are other films from the past that might get a re-edit, and if so, they would get this huge bonus content as well, whether they get upconverted to HD or remain in the DVD format.

Bill Zebub also wants to include a movie that was shot in HD. Perhaps INDIE DIRECTOR is a good candidate (and yes, it will be re-edited) So this disc might be 6-7 hours for the price of one Bluray.

VOrtex of Chaos

If you missed Bill Zebub’s radio show last week, you can stream here https://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/94181

THE VORTEX OF CHAOS is broadcast on 91.1 FM in NJ and NY, 91.1 FM in New York City and Rockland County, and is streamed live (and later archived for steaming/download at any time) on wfmu.org.

Enjoy discovering music!

Bill Zebub

Vortex of Chaos show #2

If you missed the previous show, you can stream/download it here https://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/93995

Bill Zebub’s radio show is broadcast in traditional radio on 91.1 FM and 91.9 FM in NJ and NY, and is also streamed live at WFMU.ORG.

Bill ZEbub returns to Radio

Bill Zebub returned to radio June 10, 2020, and he will continue a weekly radio show titled “The Vortex of Chaos: which can be heard in New York and New Jersey on 91.1 FM, but it can also be heard in New York City and Rockland Country on 91.9 FM.

The show is also streamed worldwide live at wfmu.org, and it is also archived for later streaming download. For example, the premiere show can be enjoyed here https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/93846 – and the master list of all shows is/shall be here https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/VC

Bill Zebub’s Professsor Dumdum shows are still available – here you go https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/DL

Bill Zebub

Reaving of Isabelle coming soon

THE REAVING OF ISABELLE (click) will be announced within a few days. Email bill@billzebub.com to get a personal notification, as well as to vote for which cover you like best. (This is a book, by the way)

Cover #1
Cover #2
Cover #3

Bill Zebub wrote a suspense thriller

Bill Zebub completed the manuscript for his adaptation of the “Rape is a Circle” script. – that is to say, the ORIGINAL script that was never filmed.

The original script is quite different and much darker. The book version is blacker still.

Bill Zebub will proofread the material before publishing. The final cover design has yet to be determined. Also, Bill Zebub will publish under a pen name in one version of the book due to outsiders being unfamiliar with the joke of his infernal name.

You can Email bill@billzebub.com to be notified, and of course, you can sign up for newsletters on the upper right corner to receive highly annoying SPAM (just kidding – the newsletters will be about special offers and limited opportunities, and maybe parts of Bill Zebub’s embarrassing diary).

The Reaving of Isabelle

Absurd Horror Bluray

Bill Zebub’s re-edit of HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL and NIGHTMARE ON ELMO’S STREET comes out this Tuesday.

You can order here (click).


Both movies star Erin Brown, also known as Misty Mundae.

Erin Brown

This is more than HD versions – both movies have been completely re-edited.

Lydia Lael

Both movies also star Lydia Lael, one of the favorite actresses in Bill Zebub movies. She started her path in Antfarm Dickhole and has won over many.

Rachel Crow

Rachel Crow also stars in both. You might recognize her from the cover of Dickshark.

Vanna Blondelle

Vanna Blondelle is also an actress who stars in both. She also appears in 50 Shades of Scarlett (which will have new treatment in the upcoming Serial Killer 4-pack).

Rachel Crow

In case you are wondering about the swastika – that movie only targets nazis for humor. There is no depiction of concentration camps. The only atrocities parodies are the ones inflicted on the SS. The movie is about Germans who board a plane to hide from the world until things cool down, but the plane crashes onto an island of savages. The name HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL combines nazisploitation with the cannibal genre.

Scarlett Storm

Scarlett Storm stars in the puppet movie. Her first movie was Jesus, the Daughter of god. By the time she acted in the puppet movie, she had pushed her own boundaries, but it should be noted that no matter how sexual an image may look, it was always the creativity that attracted the eager participation.

Dangrrr Doll

Absurd Horror Blura

Bill Zebub’s “Aburd Horror” is coming out in a couple of weeks but you can pre-order on amazon (click here).

This Bluray is a double feature. It contains RE-EDITS of Holocaust Cannibal and Nightmare on Elmo’s Street.

Bill Zebub prefers these re-edits. The DVD versions have the first cut versions, but these might go out of print and then get replaced by the re-edits, so you might want to get those as well. However, if you have not seen either movie, it is recommended that you see this Bluray first.

Holocaust Cannibal with Erin Brown

Holocaust Cannibal was the first Bill Zebub movie in which Erin Brown (also known as Misty Mundae) appeared. She also starred in Nightmare on Elmo’s Street, but her most exploitational role was in Dickshark (DVD) or Frankenshark (Blruay)

Nightmare on Elmo’s Street starring Erin Brown

You may also obtain this excellent Bluray at

Barnes and Noble (click)

Best Buy (Click)

Walmart (Click)

ABSURD HORROR BLURAY – the re-edit of Holocaust Cannibal and Nightmare on Elmo’s Street

Bill Zebub’s Erotic Thriller

Bill Zebub is working hard to finish “THE REAVING OF ISABELLE” which will be his third book. It is based on the original script for RAPE IS A CIRCLE, which is a movie currently out of print.

During the filming, Bill Zebub rewrote the script because of a cast member change, and he chose not to add days to the the schedule.

A few years ago the original script, one that the world does not know, was going to star Erin Brown (Misty Mundae) and Lydia Lael, both of whom agreed. The title was going to be “The Reaving of Isabelle” because “rape” was considered a taboo word in cinema, even though it is common in high literature. It is even in a Shakespeare play, along with mutilation (Titus Andronicus). As long as it is not glorified there should be no taboo. Are we to pretend that humans don’t do this, even though it is far more common than something like murder, which is prevalent across all genres and even kids can watch such content.

Erin Brown (Misty Mudae)

Bill Zebub decided to adapt the script into a movie because it allows him to make the story even more psychological. The movie would have been extremely graphic, which was one of the reasons why he asked actresses who specialized in demanding scenes.

Lydia Lael

Yes, the material is visceral, but it is also sublime. It works on many levels. The book will the just like Bill Zebub’s movies – dense with information, so that when you watch again you will discover more. You will enjoy the foreshadowing that seemed trivial upon the first experience.

Email bill@billzebub.com with questions or to be put on the list. You may joing the newsletter on the right side of the page to get annoying spam (just kidding – the newsletters are for special information. ) The left side of the page is for you to get alerted to new posts. The middle of the page is for you to get more out your shampoo.

memoir of Exalted Deeds

Bill Zebub has published two books.  One is a memoir that focuses mainly on his magazine (The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds) but also recounts the craziness of his radio shows and his movies.  This memoir is titled Fanzine Editor, Radio Host, and Movie Maker.  The alternate title is MEMOIR OF EXALTED DEEDS.
The other book is a collection of his darkest poetry and short stories, titled WORDS OF SORROW.
Links are at the end of this cool message.  Bill Zebub is also working on a movie adaptation of the original script for RAPE IS A CIRCLE, and he is also going to publish a series of picture books.  The first book will feature various Grimoire Girls.  Respond the this Email if you want to be notified of those.
Here are the links – if you live in certain countries then you will be happy about the book being manufactured near you (it will save you money on shipping).  
If you are suffering due to lockdown, perhaps these books will help ease your bad time.  The books were finished during lockdown (with more to come) so this shows you that you can do more with your time than just languish…


Links for the Memoir:


AMERICA: Paperback Ribs-  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874LYKPB  digital https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874PWNT8
UK: Paperback https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0874LYKPB digital https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0874PWNT8
Germany paperback https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0874LYKPB digital https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0874PWNT8
France paperback https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B0874PWNT8 digital https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B0874PWNT8
Spain paperback https://www.amazon.es/dp/B0874LYKPB digital https://www.amazon.es/dp/B0874PWNT8
Italy Paperback https://www.amazon.it/dp/B0874LYKPB digital https://www.amazon.it/dp/B0874PWNT8
NL – digital only https://www.amazon.nl/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Japan paperback https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0874LYKPB digital https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0874PWNT8
Canada paperback https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0874LYKPB digital https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0874PWNT8
Mexico digital only https://www.amazon.com.mx/dp/B0874PWNT8
Australia digital only https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0874PWNT8
India digital only https://www.amazon.in/dp/B0874PWNT8
Brazil digital only https://www.amazon.com.br/dp/B0874PWNT8

The WORDS OF SORROW can be purchased in similar locations.  Here are links for that as well:


America paperback https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086PL2C4N  digital https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086K1YL9Q
UK paperback https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086PL2C4N  digital https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Germany paperback https://www.amazon.de/dp/B086PL2C4N  digital https://www.amazon.de/dp/B086K1YL9Q
France paperback https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B086PL2C4N
Spain paperback https://www.amazon.es/dp/B086PL2C4N digital https://www.amazon.es/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Italy paperback https://www.amazon.it/dp/B086PL2C4N digital https://www.amazon.it/dp/B086K1YL9Q
NLhttps://www.amazon.nl/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Japan paperback https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B086PL2C4N digital https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Brazil digital only https://www.amazon.com.br/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Canada paperback https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B086PL2C4N  digital https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Mexico digital https://www.amazon.com.mx/dp/B086K1YL9Q
Australia digital https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B086K1YL9Q
India digital https://www.amazon.in/dp/B086K1YL9Q