There are a few days left to participate in the crowdfunder for THE TAMING OF ANDREA which is an experimental movie. Visit here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/the-taming-of-andrea and share the fuck out of it.

The story is about Andrea, who is fooled into going on a boat. This begins her training to be a slave.

The reason this is experimental is because it is entirely silent. It’s also shorter than a typical feature.

The movie was shot this way because Bill Zebub purchased a three-pack of movies about captive women. Absolutely nothing graphic or disturbing happened, unless you’re a church lady who can’t even handle a cartoon. Nudity was obscured by objects in the scene.

This made Bill Zebub wonder why such subjects were even chosen. It’s like a movie about chess, but no chess piece is ever visible and no chess game is ever played. Instead, there’s just soap-opera dialogue.

This does not mean that Bill Zebub went the other extreme. He has already pushed those barriers in previous movies. Instead, he wrote a basic tale and shot it, bearing in mind that there would be no conversation, and the viewer will have to figure out what’s going on.

The unusual presentation is why this will only be available on a BD-R. There won’t be a commercial release because this will probably fail commercially. However, if you want to own such a movie, you are invited to check it out.

Click https://vimeo.com/ondemand/jesuswasansshole for an enjoyable blasphemous experience.

Bill Zebub will offer a limited amount of movie packs for BLACK FRIDAY. You can actually get them before that day. Email bill@billzebub.com and you can begin life anew.

The 30-packs will go for $260 and the 10-packs will go for $100. Each is a random mixture of Blurays and DVDs.

Get it for yourself, or get it with the intention of giving the coolest gifts possible to a shitload of people. Each movie will be autographed.

Bill Zebub is wrapping production for JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE.

The coolest of supporters pledged funds for this movie, enabling Bill Zebub to film in his revered northeast. Some scenes occur in Shitland, primarily for the ugliness of the near-desert locations, and Bill Zebub suffered heat exhaustion on one occasion.

Fans at horror conventions across the country have expressed excitement over this upcoming movie.

The movie was written as a comedy, not as a shock gimmick. Actually, it is stupid to make something purely for shock. If you anger a viewer, he might return the movie.

It is a challenge to make someone laugh when the target of humor is a sensitive topic. Bill Zebub believes that an intelligent person does not get offended. Unfortunately, stupid people far outnumber smart people, but the movie has ample warning that certain personalities should not view this material. If they ignore the signs, it means that they WANT to be angered. Even so, the movie really is a comedy, so that frown should turn upside down, just like the cross….

The crowdfunder for JESUS WAS AN ASSHOLE raised enough money to finish the movie before December (as well as to re-shoot some scenes).

The digital version of the movie should be available on Bill Zebub’s vimeo account https://vimeo.com/billzebubproductions/vod_pages by the end of November.

There are several new movies and re-edits of beloved older titles that will be worked on, and each will have a kickstarter campaign. Kickstarter is an excellent way to determine if a movie idea will succeed in the out world. After all, if fans don’t particpate, then total strangers probably won’t like the movie either, or as much as the other titles.

Bill Zebub is also working on a tragi-fantasy novel, tentatively titled “A Wail of Pity.” It might be released under two names. The name “Bill Zebub” might not be attractive to a reader of dark fantasy. Bill Zebub’s pen name is L. Sarkozy.

Bill Zebub’s much-anticipated movie “Jesus was an Asshole” will resume filming after a brief Kickstarter campaign, which is here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/jesus-was-an-sshole

Please share the hell out of that.

For a limited time, you can get the BD-R of behind-the-scenes footage in addition to an uncensored movie cover, or you can opt for the Bluray that will be autographed (for the same price as it will be in retail shops without an autograph). Other goodies await, like the popular Dickshark shirt that is sure to get you into lots of conversations with strangers.

Remember if you ignore your director, he will disappear.

Bill Zebub is preparing to film “Jesus was an Asshole” which is a blasphemous comedy.

A kickstarter will be announced soon. If you want to be notified about this, email bill@billbillzebub-com

The filming style is similar to “Jesus, the Total Douchebag” which means that the focus is on the humor, not in the set design, although the image quality is considerably better than the aforementioned movie.

The original script, which will be signed by most of the cast, shall be one of the perks in the crowdfunder, but you might be able to buy it prior to the launch. Only one exists. It also contains various notes from the director, and it comes in a binder. Email bill@billzebub.com if you want to nab this before it becomes available to the public (and only ONE exists).