THE CREEPY JANITOR (click that) is now available on Blu(e)ray.

Loyal fans who participated in the Kickstarter for DICKADO are getting their special discs over the next two weeks. The street date for everyone else is in April. If you can’t wait that long, Bill Zebub might sell you one of the remaining inventory (only 100 were made, with uncensored and hand-numbered covers).

The next Kickstarter campaign is for a mockumentary titled “Never Make a Movie in Texas” which is the director’s personal struggle and culture shock when in Texas. It’s a personal story. The viewer is reminded of this during the most brutal criticism of southern stupidity, religious superstition, and Texan laziness.

The director kept at least one camera running during filming, so some of the anecdotes that seem far-fetched become frightening when you see how stupid a human can be.

The movie is not meant to insult southerners. That would be stupid. Many southerners are loyal to Bill Zebub’s creations. No. Rather; Bill Zebub wants to show his personal torment being in a world he cannot belong.

There will be some examples of Bill Zebub being stupid, and a few cast members share some criticism of him.

Again, this is only meant to entertain you. Perhaps a part of you will pity Bill Zebub.

The Kickstarter will be launched by February. You can email bill@billzebub.com if you want to be notified.

FANZINE EDITOR (click) might be re-titled as “Metal has Become Weak” or something like that. It might be the longest movie in the Bill Zebub filmography. The seve-hour version of Dickshark doesn’t count because that was made for the superfans who requested the longest possible cut as a special offering. (The longest retail version of Dickshark was about three and a half hours. The best cut is on the Bluray).

Dumb and Dahmer, Scienceless Fiction, Boogers of the Antichrist, Santa Claus: Serial Rapist, and a few other movies will be taken out of circulation. They will be re-edited and, in some cases, be re-titled. Dumb and Dahmer will not be re-edited per-se, but it will be cut to the length of an hour. The bonus movie on that disc will be Clowna Nostra, which will be the same movie but with a touch of recoloring.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara is going to be discontinued. It will get a touch of recoloring and will appear as a different title, probably only on DVD. the reason for this is because Bill Zebub wished to completely re-film it with a new cast at some point in the future.