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That is from the movie “Exploitation” which is on the Blu(e)ray “Campy Horror” as well as a stand-alone title on DVD. The DVD will be discontinued, and a bit later, “Campy Horror” will also be. The main reason is to make way for the re-edit.

Many fans stated they wanted each movie to be its own item. Bill Zebub wanted to give fans added value, but he didn’t realize that some titles are shown with pride. Yes, “Antfarm Dickhole” is much more appealing than “Campy Horror.” Also, a stand-alone Bluray allows for up to 2 hours of extra footage, which die-hard fans crave.

FANZINE EDITOR (click) might be the next new film offered in a Kickstarter campaign. The crowdfunders offer special items to fans, including bonus discs. This is an experimental comedy with absolutely no target audience, not even Bill Zebub’s fans. It’s a story that is filmed with no commercial consideration. Let the cards fall where they will.

NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS (or anywhere else in the south) is a mockumentary. Some fans who read about Bill Zebub’s culture shock when he moved to “Shitland” (as he calls it) could not stop laughing. When fans met Bill Zebub at horror conventions and he shared some of his horror, fans begged to see some of the footage Bill Zebub said was captured. You see, Bill Zebub usually keeps at least one camera on, usually for documentary purposes. He captured some of the events he talks about to fans. Bill Zebub decided the best way to present it is in a documentary, but it is told from his perspective. It doesn’t mean that his interpretation is to be favored. There will be some Texans ridiculing Bill Zebub to help offset his comments, but the point is that Bill Zebub will speak his mind, even at the expense of alienating people, yet the intention is not to insult; rather, it is to share his personal thoughts, whether they are right or wrong. His comedy has never been safe. He tells a joke and is not concerned about how it will be taken because he knows his intention is only to amuse. If you’re angry, that’s your flaw, not his.

STEREOTYPES DON’T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR will be released on Bluray in 2026. Fans begged for this. It’s the most quoted movie in Bill Zebub’s history. It was originally made as a test to see if the advice people kept giving Bill Zebub was valid. People said things like, “If you want to go far in this business, don’t make fun out of race, religion, or politics.” They said other things too, but none of these people worked in the movie industry. How would they know? But even if they were in the movie industry, there is a lot of nonsense, like taking the questionnaires of test-audiences seriously. The confounding factors are glaring, but the results are still used when making decisions. Duh. Well, Bill Zebub made the movie doing the opposite of everything he was told. As you can imagine, this polarized viewers. That’s not a bad thing. The people who loved the movie were worth the backlash of people who hated it. The movie was taken out of circulation after Bill Zebub’s curiosity was satisfied, but shorter cuts were offered a couple of times throughout the years. Currently, a one-hour cut is on “The Lost Films of Bill Zebub.” Fans begged for the full cut, and as usual, Bill Zebub ran a crowdfunder to test if this craving were true or just the ramblings of sycophants. The goal was reached, but during that period, censorship became a growing concern, and people were rewarded for intentionally misinterpreting things. It was almost like Russian during the Stalin regime in which you were encouraged to tattle on your neighbor even if you made things up (because if you didn’t tattle, maybe YOU were doing something naughty). Yes, people were rewarded for being stupid. Remnants of that dark period in our recent history still exist, so this movie requires a “Director’s Introduction” which Bill Zebub did not want to provide. The joy of watching something like this is to figure out “What the fuck am I watching?” This, like many of his movies, required active thinking. If the director does the thinking for you (explaining what you see before you even see it) why even bother watching the movie? Then again, trailers for movies show every single plot point. Why bother watching a movie when you know everything about it? Wouldn’t it be more enjoyable to be surprised by the twists? (The reason for trailers showing every fucking thing about the movie is because test audiences reported they would be more inclined to watch a movie if they know everything ahead of time). The vapid people have won. Bill Zebub was forced to film an introduction, so the Bluray will be released. This kind of director’s introduction will also be required of some of Bill Zebub’s other re-edits, specifically if they are to stream. It’s a good thing Bill Zebub has several different styles of movies. (He doesn’t have to explain the other styles).

To quote Bill Zebub; “I would be embarrassed to admit I was offended by anything. Smart people don’t get offended.”

Dicknado was originally filmed as a test. Fans asked for a re-edit, and the coolest of them funded the Kickstarter.

This cut will be different from the original. The edit will be a bit more streamlined, and the color correction will make fans of the original drool.

The treasure of the special edition will be the abundant bonus materials. Much of this footage has never been seen before.

Stay tuned for more details.

Currently, the project is 40% finished.

A censored version will be available of Bill Zebub’s vimeo page.

If you discarded your blu(e)ray player, you risk losing movies forever. Also, you can only see censored versions via streaming. No bonus materials are available streaming, so that should factor in your return to physical media.

Don’t become of victim of digital merchants. They can remove movies at any time.

Please visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/dicknado

Perhaps you will be enticed and shall support this project.

Have a look at an interview with some of the cast here.

DICKNADO will be re-edited after a Kickstarter campaign. The launch will be announced here, but you can email bill@billzebub.com to make sure you receive an invitation.

A DEVIL’S WIND was the retail version of this movie, chosen instead of DICKNADO because it may have been too vulgar for retail, but later coarse titles like “Dickshark” made it into Walmart and other big retailers, so it might be time to give this movie another whirl.

The two titles were also two cuts, with alternate performances in each. Dicknado was much longer, which tested the audience. It was only available to funders of the Kickstarter, and some were sold at horror conventions.

The re-edit will be a new flow. The physical version will be longer and uncensored. This gives people more incentive to support physical media. The streaming version of any Bill Zebub movie is intended for overseas fans who have difficulty obtaining the disc version. It’s also a sort of try-before-you-buy. Fans love the extended versions, but newcomers might prefer more streamlined versions.

More information will come.

Bill Zebub is re-editing DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE (also known as DO UNTO OTHERS) for a more sinister presentation. A short private crowdfunder was launched to make sure that fans love this idea. The same offers are available to you until August 11, chiefly a BD-R of the movie for $25 and a BD-R of Behind-the-scenes for $30. Shipping is $5 per for USA and $15 per for non-USA. After that date, either disc will be $40. Each has uncensored art that is hand-numbered and autographed. Also, a box of 30 Bill Zebub movies is available.

Email bill@billzebub.com for inquiries.

QUANTUM LEAP OF FAITH is a re-edit of JESUS, THE DAUGHTER OF GOD. This also has two BD-Rs (the movie, and the bloops). Same pricing as above (will become $40 each on July 21)

The re-edits help fund upcoming movies, like FANZINE EDITOR, GRAMMAR NAZI, and STABBED IN THE ASS. Each of those will have specific crowdfunders after lesser scenes have been filmed so that goals can be lower and completion can be faster.

In addition to those new movies, there is a roughie called DON’T GET IN THAT CAR which is a dark exploration into the behavior of a depraved criminal. Nadine Stevens from SCIENCELESS FICTION and ERICA LEIGH BOSESKI from EXPLOITATION and DICKNADO have shot scenes, as did ANDREA HALL who starred in numerous other Bill Zebub movies.

If you see warnings while loading Bill Zebub’s various sites, it doesn’t mean that anything bad happened. It’s just a matter of a huge pain in the ass trying to apply the safety cerificate, which is pretty much a scam to extort money from web hosts. Bill Zebub’s sites are information-only. There is no sales and no commerce, so it’s safe even if you see a picture of Bill naked. Well, you might want to go to therapy after that.

Bill Zebub is also contributing footage and stories to a documentary called “NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS.” It’s a personal account of his suffering in a land of backward thinking, low education, laziness, religious superstition, subliteracy, boring geography, and unbearable temperatures. Of course, this is his opinion, which is not told to insult others but rather to share his experiences. Other people may not agree with his views, but at least he makes it clear that this is only his opinion.

Bill Zebub’s first memoir, “FANZINE EDITOR, RADIO HOST, AND MOVIE MAKER” is being proofread for a second edition, and more chapters will be added, so this is your chance to nab the remaining books. The book was written during the beginning of the epidemic when Bill Zebub thought he was surely going to die, so he wrote day and night until his last testament was finished. As humorous as you may find his bad luck and constant misadventures, even more bad things happened to him, which will be available in the newly added chapters. It’s unknown if the first edition will grow in value, but you might want to see how something written by a retard can actually get published.

Bill Zebub is finishing the re-edit of QUANTUM LEAP OF FAITH. If you have seen the first cut, then you will be impressed by the new version. There was a Kickstarter for this project, so funders get their first. However, it will be available for streaming, initially on Bill Zebub’s vimeo page.

The movie might be available next year as a retail version Bluray, without the huge amount of behind-the-scenes that funders will receive.

There are several scripts being filmed, chunk by chunk, lesser scenes first, for FANZINE EDITOR, GRAMMAR NAZI, and STABBED IN THE ASS.

FANZINE EDITOR is a new style in the world of Bill Zebub, which is more of a slice-of-life movie that does not have a grandiose story. No, it’s not targeted for film festivals. There is no target audience. The movie is a creative exercise. It will be interesting to see what will happen in the wild after the release. The movie is 40% shot.

GRAMMAR NAZI is about 10% shot. Most of the extras have been filmed, and some minor scenes have been completed. The movie doesn’t fit neatly into any one category. There are horrific elements, sci-fi, social critique but not preachy, romance, and tragedy. This also falls into the category of a creative exercise.

THE SORROW OF FRANKENSTEIN is in the beginning stage. The tests for the monster’s face have been completed. You have never seen this depiction. Don’t get too excited. This is not a horror movie, thriller, or even a narrative. The book is too psychological for those genres. This will be art house, like a visual poem.

Bill Zebub ran a Kickstarter for QUANTUM LEAP OF FAITH because he wanted to see if fans were sincere when they clamored for a re-release. The re-edit, packed with extras, with an optional second disc of bloopers, will be mailed out to funders in June, after which you may obtain the BD-Rs fr $40 each. Email bill@billzebub.com if you want to be on the list (it’s a limited offering).

During crowdfunding campaigns, movies are offered at a normal price, but due to the rarity, the price doubles or triples after the campaign ends. This is because some fans buy multiple copies as investments. (They also buy multiple copies of retail movies because they know some movies change covers, etc. each replication of 1,000).

THE TAMING OF ANDREA is now available for $40 as an uncensored BD-R (now that funders received their limited edition units. Email bill@billzebub.com if interested.
Bill Zebub has completed scripts for GRAMMAR NAZI, STABBED IN THE ASS, FANZINE EDITOR, and I SQUIRT ON YOUR GRAVE. Some small scenes have been filmed for those movies. The larger scenes will wait until crowdfunding campaigns for each of those.

DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE is a possible re-edit, with tons of behind the scenes, but it might not get a crowdfunder campaign. instead, it might be best to just email fans if they want a BD-R. If you want to be on the list for this, email bill@billzebub.com

KILL THE SCREAM QUEEN is now available on BD-R for $40, which includes behind-the-scenes. There was a crowdfunder for this one. If you missed out, you can get of these limited copies. Only 300 are available. Yes, this is a re-edit.

Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist is now available for $40 as a limited edition re-edit with behind the scenes footage.

BREAKING HER WILL is amazing first-time viewers. It’s a re-edit, so fans who saw the original are also raving about this one. Please also be aware that ZOMBIECHRIST and RAPE IS A CIRCLE also have re-edits on Bluray.

Bill Zebub wants to re-edit SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST for a few reasons, but it’s up to fans. The new cut will have a different title. The current DVD will be taken out of circulation, so if you might want to nab the remaining copies out in the wild.

The new cut will be released under a new name, and there might be replaced footage with new actresses (at least for one character).

Other movies are also under consideration for re-edits mainly because of fan requests. Some movies that might be taken out of circulation this year are:

EXPLOITATION

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA

DON’T CALL THE POLICE

BOOGERS OF THE ANTICHRIST

A DEVIL’s WIND

INDIE DIRECTOR

SICKO, the BLOODCLOWN

Others are also on the chopping block. One reason is because there will be re-edits.

There are at least 12 new scripts being finalized, so there is no shortage of ideas. Kickstarters will be launched for each. Speaking of which, some assholes think that crowdfunding is asking for donations. No. Crowdfunding gives you something for your money, like a movie. Yes, there are assholes who take advantage of fans and charge $30 for a digital download, but Bill Zebub’s crowdfunders sell movies at a normal price, usually autographed if you want to sell later for a profit.

When a movie is crowdfunded, that means the director can make the movie his own way. If there are investors, they will insist on changes. Bill Zebub writes the scripts, so he prefers less money in exchange for full creative control. Of course, he can get investors, but they just care about profit, not about creativity. it would be nice to make DICKSHARK for 11 milion dollars, but there would not be as much bizarre behavior and there would be no graphic content.

Remember, Bill Zebub’s crowdfunding is not begging. It’s offering something real; you are PURCHASING, not donating. Don’t confuse Bill Zebub with the charlatans out there.

Bill Zebub has launched a Kickstarter for the re-edit of “Jesus, the Daughter of god” which is not renamed to “Quantum Leap of Faith.”

The reason for this re-edit is because the movie has been out of circulation for a while, and some fans contacted Bill Zebub to ask for replacement copies of their lost discs.

Additionally, people asked for the movie at horror conventions.

Bill Zebub launched this campaign to see if the requests for the movie were genuine, and indeed, this is the case.

This is a re-edit, which makes use of Bill Zebub’s new skills and ideas. This also makes sure that the original cut still remains valuable. Some fans like to collect extra copies of movies because they know they can sell for hundreds a few years later. Bill Zebub does not want to diminish the invenstment.

If you participate in this Kickstarter, you get a chance to get an extra disc of behind-the-scenes. Take a look at the campaign here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/billzebub/quantum-leap-of-faith and of course, share the hell out of it.

This campaign won’t last long, and neither will the special prizes.

Enjoy this parody of Slayer’s “Post Mortem” (Post Raisin Brand) by Bill Zebub. Youtube age-restricted this because the community standards are those of Puritans, but you can just sign in to youtube and free yourself from the imbeciles.

You can obtain 30 Bill Zebub movies for $200. Each will be autographed. Only five such boxes are available for the next three days.

In other news, Bill Zebub will launch a Kickstarter for the re-edit of DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE.

Email bill@billzebub.com for info.