Bill Zebub finally lost his two-year battle with covid. He made light of his condition, referring to covid as “co-video” which made his adoring fans laugh despite the decline in the master film-maker’s appearance.

Bill Zebub wished to be buried at sea, but when he discovered that this meant he would be underwater, he canceled. He tried to sue the funeral parlor for misleading him. The word “buried” implies dirt, not liquid. His ex-wife is continuing the lawsuit in his honor.

The funeral arrangements will be private, so please do not trespass.